Posted by ~dville.

Seems the thing to do this week. :P

This song and idea have been bouncing in my head for a little bit......

Pairing: Lita/Shane McMahon, Lita/Jericho, Lita/Hunter, Lilian/Jericho, Lilian/Shane McMahon (Please use some combination of both Divas�)
Ex: Edge, Test, Cena
Diva�s Friends: (Pick one or more) Victoria, Gail, Dawn, Torri, Terri, Stephanie
Good Guys: O'Haire, Kurt Angle, Batista, Orton, Bradshaw, Taker

Edge and Test can be injured or not.

�Ex� has been making a lot of accusations about the Diva and the current boyfriend. (That they were cheating on the ex before they broke up. That the Diva is using current boyfriend to get ahead in the business). Current boyfriend is none too happy. What he does about it and how he helps the Diva with the hurtful accusations. One-shot or multiple parts up to author.

No Roster split or they�re recently been put back together.

Trish, Miss Jackie, Nidia or Sable as a bitch. (possibly helping the ex)

This is a songfic challenge:

Man To Man by Gary Allan

You're throwin' around a lot of serious accusations
Ain't too hard to tell what you're insinuatin'
You think I'm the one who stole her away
And if not fo rme she'd still be yours today
We're both men here so why play games
Why don't we call a spade a spade

Man to man
Tell me the truth, tell me
Were you ever there when she needed you
Man to man
Look me in the eye, tell me
If you really loved her
Why'd you make her cry
Man to man
Who cheated who
You're the one to blame
Tell me it ain't true
Man to man
Man to man

Well you think al you anger is justified
Me, I think, it's just your wounded pride
What did you really think she was gonna do
She's a real woman, not a doormat for you
You want her back, but it's too late
Why don't we just cut to the chase

Man to man
Tell me the truth, tell me
Were you ever there when she needed you
Man to man
Look me in the eye, tell me
If you really loved her
Why'd you make her cry
Man to man
Who cheated who
You're the one to blame
Tell me it ain't true
Man to man

Man to man
Tell me the truth, tell me
Were you ever there when she needed you
Man to man
Look me in the eye, tell me
If you really loved her
Why'd you make her cry
Man to man
Who cheated who
You're the one to blame
Tell me it ain't true
Man to man
Man to man
Man to man...

Posted by Grasshopper (A.K.A. The Undertaker's Muse).

Okay, this challenge calls for a songfic based on "Babalon A.D. (So Glad For The Madness)" by Cradle of Filth. If you haven't heard the song before, just know that it calls for an *extremely* dark fic - and I do mean *extremely*. The complete lyrics can be found below the pairing options; bear with me, there are numerous fandoms and pairings to go through. Not all pairings are suitable to all lists - this is being posted to a number of lists at once, but only answer the pairing(s) suitable to said lists.

If AFI: Jade/Davey or Adam/Hunter
If AFI/WWE: Matt Hardy/Jade Puget, Jeff Hardy/Davey Havok, Adam Carson/Joey Matthews, or Hunter Burgan/Shane Helms
If BtVS/Angel: Willow/Spike, Willow/Angelus, Willow/Penn, or Willow/Lindsey
If BtVS/Anita Blake: Willow/Nathanial, Willow/Edward, Willow/Asher, or Willow/Damian
If BtVS/Harry Potter: Willow/Snape, Willow/Draco, or Willow/Lucius
If BtVS/WWE: Willow/Kane, Willow/Edge or Christian (Brood Era), Willow/Sean O'Haire, Willow/Randy Orton, Willow/Dave Batista, or Willow/Undertaker (Lord of Darkness/Ministry)
If Orgy/WWE: Jay Gordon/Sean Waltman or Paige Haley/Shannon Moore
If WWE (het): Lita/Triple H, Lita/Sean O'Haire, Dawn Marie/Sean O'Haire, Dawn Marie/Chris Jericho, Molly Holly/Triple H, or Molly Holly/Chris Jericho
If WWE (slash): Matt Hardy/Jeff Hardy, Edge/Christian (Brood Era), Christian/X-Pac, Christian/Shane McMahon, Raven/Stevie Richards, Raven/Jeff Hardy, or Raven/Matt Hardy

Babalon A.D. (So Glad For The Madness) by Cradle of Filth

I bled on a pivotal stretch
Like a clockwork Christ
Bears sore stigmata, bored

And as I threw Job, I drove
Myself to a martyred wretch
To see if I drew pity
Or pretty litanies from the Lord

So the plot sickened
With the coming of days
Ill millennia thickened
With the claret I sprayed
And though they saw red
I left a dirty white stain
A splintered know in the grain
On Eden's marital aid

So glad for the madness
So glad for the madness

I walked the walls naked to the moon
In Sodom and Babylon
And through rich whores and corridors
Of the Vatican
I led a sordid Borgia on

I read the Urilia text
So that mortals wormed
As livebait for the dead

And as I broke hope, I choked
Another pope with manna peel
Dictating to DeSade
In the dark entrails of the Bastille
And as he wrote, I smote
A royal blow to the heads of France
And in the sheen of guillotines
I saw others, fallen, dance

I was an incurable
Necromantic old fool
A phagadaena that crawled
Drooling over the past
A rabid wolf in shawl
A razor's edge to the rule
That the stars overall
Were never destined to last

So glad for the madness
So glad for the madness

I furnaced dreams, a poet, for of sleep
Turning sermons with the smell
On Witchfinder fingers
Where bad memories lingered
Burning, as when Dante
Was freed to map Hell

I sired schemes and the means
To catch sight of the seams
And the vagaries inbetween...

And midst the lips and the curls
Of this cunt of a world
In glimpses I would see
A nymph with eyes for me

Eyes of fire that set all life aflame
Lights that surpassed art
In sight, that no intense device of pain
Could prise their secrets from my heart

I knew not her name
Though her kiss was the same
Without a whisper of shame
As either Virtue or Sin's
And pressed to Her curve
I felt my destiny swerve
From damnation reserved
To a permanent grin...

So glad for the madness
So glad for the madness

Posted by Grasshopper (A.K.A. The Undertaker's Muse).

Songfic whose pairing must be one of the following: Lita/HHH, Lita/HBK, Dawn Marie/Lance, Dawn Marie/Christian, Molly/Jericho, or Molly/Raven.

The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows by Brand New

We saw the western coast
I saw the hospital
Nurse the shoreline like a wound
We paint a lover�s tryst
We�re neither clear nor descript
We kept it safe and slow
The quiet things that no one ever knows

Keep the blood in your head
And keep your feet on the ground
Today�s the day it gets tired
Today�s the day we drop down
Gave up my body in bed
All for an empty hotel
Wasting words on lowercases and capitals

So keep the blood in your head
And keep your feet on the ground
Today�s the day it gets tired
Today�s the day we drop down
Gave up my body in bed
All for an empty hotel
Wasting words on lowercases and capitals

I contemplate the day we wed
Your friends are boring me to death
Your veil is ruined in the rain
By then you like to do without
There�s nothing new to talk about
And though our kids are blessed
The parents let them shoulder all the blame

So keep the blood in your head
And keep your feet on the ground
Today�s the day it gets tired
Today�s the day we drop down
Gave up my body in bed
All for an empty hotel
Wasting words on lowercases and capitals

So keep the blood in your head
And keep your feet on the ground
Today�s the day it gets tired
Today�s the day we drop down
Gave up my body in bed
All for an empty hotel
Wasting words on lowercases and capitals

I lie for only you
And I lie well
Halleluh

I lie for only you
And I lie well
Halleluh

So keep the blood in your head
And keep your feet on the ground
Today�s the day it gets tired
Today�s the day we drop down
Gave up my body in bed
All for an empty hotel
Wasting words on lowercases and capitals

So keep the blood in your head
And keep your feet on the ground
Today�s the day it gets tired
Today�s the day we drop down
Gave up my body in bed
All for an empty hotel
Wasting words on lowercases and capitals

Posted by Grasshopper (A.K.A. The Undertaker's Muse).

Okay, I am *so* tired of all these damn reality TV shows; how 'bout y'all? So, I figured, take a bad situation and turn it into something a bit better. Going along similar lines as the show "Cupid" (*gag*), the main three women are to be Lita, Dawn Marie, and Molly. It's your decision which one is the main female.

Preferred Pairings (Choose One Set):
- Lita/Jericho, Molly/Hunter, Dawn Marie/Lance
- Lita/Hunter, Molly/Lance, Dawn Marie/Jericho
- Lita/Christian, Molly/Jericho, Dawn Marie/O'Haire

Must Haves:
- AU, obviously.
- The main female falling for someone that *isn't* the one chosen for her in the end. Must be worked out so a happy ending is had, of course.
- Matt being painfully eliminated in the first round...literally.
- "Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."
- "Either shut up or render me unconscious."
- "I so appreciate your point of view I almost regret dismissing it."
- "Guess where I'm pierced."
- "Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial."
- "I'm Canadian - it's like American but without a gun."
- "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true."

Posted by Grasshopper (A.K.A. The Undertaker's Muse).

Okay, been listening to my Stacie Orrico cd and, when it got to track 2 I got to thinking. A friend of mine (Fyre Faerie) wrote a slash fic with this song, but I was wondering what some of you het writers could do with it.

If WWE: Molly/Jericho, or Dawn Marie/Lance, or Lita/Hunter
If BtVS: Willow/Riley, or Faith/Xander, or Tara/Spike
If WWE/BtVS: Willow/Shannon, or Faith/Edge, or Xander/Nidia

(There's Gotta Be) More To Life by Stacie Orrico

Yeah yeah...oh...oh...

I've got it all, but I feel so deprived.
I go up, I come down, and I'm emptier inside.
Tell me what is this thing that I feel like I'm missing
and why can't I let it go?

Therre's gotta be more to life
than chasing down every temporary high
to satisfy me.
Cuz the more that I'm
trippin' up thinking there must be more to life.
Well it's life, but I'm sure.
There's gotta be more...
than wanting more.

I've got the time and I'm wasting it slowly
Here in this moment, I'm halfway out the door.
Onto the next thing, I'm searching
for something that's missing.

Therre's gotta be more to life
than chasing down every temporary high
to satisfy me.
Cuz the more that I'm
trippin' up thinking there must be more to life.
Well it's life, but I'm sure.

There's gotta be more...
I'm wanting more.
I'm always waiting on something other than this.
Why am I feelin' like there's something I missed?

Therre's gotta be more to life
than chasing down every temporary high
to satisfy me.
Cuz the more that I'm
trippin' up thinking there must be more to life.
Well it's life, but I'm sure.
There's gotta be more...
than wanting more.

Therre's gotta be more to life
than chasing down every temporary high
to satisfy me.
Cuz the more that I'm
trippin' up thinking there must be more to life.
Well it's life, but I'm sure...

(There's gotta be more) More...ooh yeah..
(More) More to
(To) More to
(Life) More to life...(yeah)
(There' s got be more to life) More to
More to life...
(More) More to
(To) More to
(Life...yeah) There's gotta be more...
(There's gotta be more to life) Oooh...
More to life...

Posted by Kamikazee.

Okay, here's a challenge I'm going to throw out there for anyone who's interested:

Lita/Triple H
Stacy or Lillian/Shawn Michaels

What if Triple H hadn't turned on Shawn Michaels and the two of them had reformed D-Generation X?

Posted by ~dville.

After receiving a lot of challenges from a list yesterday it reminded me of a challenge I wanted to send in a while back but forgot. *smacks head*

With the returns of Austin, Nash, Kurt Angle, and on occasion The Rock this song popped into my head. Or you can skip ahead to Edge or Lita�s return it�s up to the author. Or Jeff Hardy returning to wrestling - I'm not picky! lol

Pairing is up to author (het/slash) HOWEVER please respect the rules of whatever list(s) you read this from. Suggestions: Lita/Hunter, Edge/Rock, Austin/Lilian, Angle/Beniot, Nash/Lilian, Nash/Hunter, Edge/Stephanie.

Here are the lyrics to a song that have been making me nutty because I can�t get the muses to cooperate. *glares at lazy muses* If I ever get them motivated I might try, but wanted to see if someone else might have any ideas.

Obviously lots of angst & hard feelings. Who left who, whether the couple get back together or find/have someone new *hint hint* is also up to author.

Have fun!

What I'd Say by Gary Allan

Talkin' to the mirror, whispering your name
It's just like you were here, you'd think I was insane
I hold these conversations in the silence of my room
Rehearsing all the things I'd say should I run into you

How's it goin', might be what I'd say
Well you broke my heart you know
Or it looks like rain today
Or God I've missed you
Since you went away
You're lookin' well
Or go to hell
Might be what I'd say

There's time I've been so angry
I could put my fist right through the wall
And then there's times I've come so close
To givin' you a call
I love you and I hate you
All at the same time
Then I pray you'll come back to me
Before I lose my mind

How's it goin', might be what I'd say
Well you broke my heart you know
Or it looks like rain today
Or God I've missed you
Since you went away
You're lookin' well
Or go to hell
Might be what I'd say

Or maybe, God I've missed you
Since you went away
You're lookin' well
Or go to hell
Might be what I'd say