1 Rob and Mandy are looking at the area the soldier disappeared from.
Rob: Now what?
German (op):
2 Rob and Mandy turn around. The German has his gun pointed in the kids’ faces.
German:
Rob: Uh... no speaken ze Dutch.
Mandy: Doitch! No speaken ze Doitch!
3 The German looks at them, confused.
German:
4 Same. The German has been replaced with an overweight library guard holding a flashlight.
Guard: that man go?
5 Mandy looks at Rob, excited.
Mandy: Rob, it worked!
6 The guard, angered.
Guard: Where’d that man go? The one with the [how do we describe the grad student?] Someone said he had some sort of weapon!
Rob: Uh... he went towards the comics section.
7 The guard stomps off.
Guard: The comic section! I told them it’d attract degenerates!