I needed an encyclopedia for school, but I got a David instead.
I was always late for events, so I got myself a Kloppman.
My MP3 player broke, so I hired Medda to follow me around and sing.
I dropped my cell phone down the drain, so I got Jack to lasso it out.
I stunk at gambling, so I asked Racetrack to teach me. I still stink at gambling.
I was depressed, so I joined a support group. Skittery was assigned as my partner. Now I consider committing suicide with one of Denton�s Bowties. (Just kidding. I�m not depressed ^_^)
I had perfect eyesight. 20-20 vision and all that, you know? Then I saw Mush's abs... do I need to say it? I'm blind now.
My grandma was unhappy with my behavior. So I got Sarah to make me some doilies and I borrowed the dress she wore the rally.... I'm my grandmother's favorite granddaughter. She now can rest in peace.
My shoes were in serious need of shining, so I asked Les if he would shine them for me. I was proceeded to be ignored, so I asked Boots if he would. For a nickel those shoes were shined to perfection!
I wanted to stage a pirate play, so I cast Kid Blink as my lead. Jack was second in command. Unfortunately, every time Jack gave an order, Blink would yell "TELL 'EM JACK!" Jack socked Blink out of pure frustration, but pirates can't have two eye patches, so I had to give up my life long dream.


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