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I've noticed the club has been filling up with new members... we top 194 currently.. and slowly still filling in.. we have slowed down a bit with memberships... Hopefully, it is due to the time of year... when everyone starts to enjoy the "Outdoors" a bit more.. I can almost hear the mowers cutting the lawns now.
I am trying a new look again here.. so that perhaps everyone can read the weekly edition. Please let me know how it looks.. I am also going to make the News into a bi-monthly letter. Due to the time it does take for me to gather information and formatting.. and the fact that I feel that I am publishing the same stuff from week to week.
What has everyone been up to? I would love to hear from you!!
Would anyone be interested in a classified section? Maybe announcing things such as work from home jobs or from items a member may be looking for.. or perhaps trying to sell. I am only asking due to the fact.. that I want to include anyone and everybody here.. Any suggestions also would be more then welcomed.. there are lots of ways to contact myself or dano.. to put in comments..
Would any of you be interested in doing a column for the News? or even have suggestions for topics .... ? I just need to get some feedback so the News can be enjoyable for all.. :) Anyway... have fun in the sun.. and see you soon... Cathy:)

Topic: ItsYourTurn.com News
From: Patrick Chu (pat1)
Date: 03/07/01, 11:25
Subject: New feature: Biographical profile

Message: Now you can enter biographical details in your user profile in addition to your name, city, country. This includes information about your gaming history, family, occupation, etc. This is a great way to let your opponents know more about who you are. Simply click on "Edit user profile" under the ACCOUNT section in the left-hand menu column, then click on "Edit your biographical info".

This information will be accessible by everyone on the site, so please do not include any information that you don't want people to see. We strongly recommend against putting your home address, phone number, or email address on this page. As you know, we never show your email address anywhere on the site. We also do not use any of this information for internal marketing, nor will we give or sell it to any outside parties.

Please refrain from posting profanity or other offensive speech on these pages. We appreciate your cooperation.

If you have suggestions on additional biographical topics to add, feel free to email those suggestions to [email protected].

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For those who are married, thinking about getting married, or thanking God
they're not married, you may enjoy the following. Some of these kids are
wise beyond their years.

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home
which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every
morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late
every night. -Marie Corelli-

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
--Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way
before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
--Kirsten, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
--Camille, age 10

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married.
--Freddie, age 6

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
--Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.
--Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
--Lynnette, age 8

On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a
second date.
--Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
--Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.
--Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
--Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
--Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going to have sex with my wife.
I don't want to be all grossed out.
--Theodore, age 8

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
--Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
--Kelvin, age 8

"And the #1 Favorite is........"

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck.
--Ricky, age 10