| I'd like to weigh in on the ridiculous rumor that JH 2002 was not as heavily steeped in work-related activities as it has been in years past. While yes, there was certainly less brick-washing and nail-pulling, this is only due to the fact that HIA "workers" this year put a tremendous, heretofore unknown and surging amount of energy into good ol'-fashioned lovin'. This high lovin' factor abounded and could be seen in the couples slow-dancing at the Miss Europa disco dancer party, in the Indian Head massages so lovin'ly gave and so lovin'ly instructed, and most especially the lovin' that took place between one young couple, aka The Naked People, who shall remain nameless even though this writer had to sleep on the couch due to their ambitious and driven lovin' ethic. Yes. Lovin' lovin' lovin' was the order of this JH Weekend. Just ask Jordan and Randy Abeln, who almost suffocated Amy Abeln's felines with lovin'. Or the lovin' to be found between Speck and his lovin' mother Barb. Of course, one cannot forget the lovin' that was repeatedly made to the cameras. Now that was some really exhausting lovin,' and downright hard work. Or the way in which Gregory couldn't leave his small engines and hunks of rusty metal alone for too long out in the garage, lest they miss his lovin', and frankly, he theirs. And then again there was even some more of that lovin' that forced this writer to sleep on the couch for a second night, on account of her shared room was so full of lovin'. One might even say those Naked People were lovin'aholics, they worked it so hard at lovin.' Meanwhile, one spat withstanding, there was not one bruhaha that soured the Weekend, and that's pretty damn good considering the characters and types that people the HIA. Nope, just nothin' but lovin'. I daresay that JH himself would applaud all of the hard work that went into so much lovin' this JHW 2002. In fact, maybe instead of rolling over in his grave, JH is rolling AROUND in his grave, lovin' himself real hard right now, so inspired was he by all the hard HIA lovin.' |
| Lovin' IS hard (work) by Katy Beem |