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| Leon | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Too Sexy | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| It's difficult to find the words to describe one of the Mudd Club's hotter studs. Perhaps his stats will talk for themself | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Leon spends most of his days stuffing envelopes for the United Way. At night he can be found hanging out at the uptown "Chick 'N Deli" | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Likes: Fire ants, torpedos, nanaimo bars and juicy fruit chewing gum Dislikes: Jesus freaks, eggplant, "The Golden Girls" and tap water Fav Movie: Tomb Raider (she's fucking hot man!) Fav Tattoo: A panther eating my ex Fav Band: Rage Against the Machine Fav Drug: Whatever's happening Fav Wreslter: Me Career Ambition: To have my own Chick 'N Deli for babes 'n bikers |
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| Likes: Drag races, cool sunshower body mist, his chest hair and grape freezies Dislikes: American beer, saltwater taffy, constantly getting pulled over by the cops and jealous women (there's more than enough Too Sexy, for all of my ladies) Turn-On's: Receiving the latest copy of Barely Legal, train tracks, unisex sauna's and when strangers take his picture without asking Turn-Off's: Men's colonge (my natural scent is better than any fancy colonge), foot long hot dogs, parents (always trying to get me arrested for having relations with their daughters) and wearing clothes Fav Movie: Corky Romano Fav Song: Spring Love Fav Wrestler: Chris Jericho Fav Boy Band: The Garage Guyz Fav MPA: Too Sexy is too sexy to see MPA's |
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| Morris | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| "A self made man" is what Morris claims he is. He mostly drives a cab and during tax season he prepares income tax returns for his friends & family. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Likes: Strong black coffee, running over cats, Five-Star, the dancers at the Brass Rail and the Leafs! Dislikes: Doctors, jock itch, saxaphones, women gorilla's and red lights Fav Movie: Ernest Goes to College Fav Band: Styx Fav Cowboy: Gene Autry Fav Porn Star: Traci Lords Fav MPA: Tarah. She's my baby! |
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| Harold & Betty | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Uncle Ernie brought these two love-birds together at one of the Mudd Club meetings. Next month they will be getting married. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Eleanor | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Likes: Lot's of kittens, strawberries, shows about Princess Di and sharing the Sunday morning paper Dislikes: People who stare, tight jeans, kangaroos and reality TV shows Turn-On's: Pulling band-aids off of each other, polaroid camera's and stethescopes Fav Movie: Hope Floats Fav Band: The Commodores |
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| I remember the first time that Eleanor came out to a Mudd Club meeting. She was still there for the next one. Can someone take her home....Please!? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Likes: Frying bacon, laughing, throwing snowballs and talking on the phone Dislikes: She's not too sure Turn-On's: Gang bangs, Tom Cruise movies, guys who drive snow-plows and kitty litter Fav Movie: Top Gun Fav Drink: Tequila Fav Actress: Fay Dunaway |
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