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Foxhound
Foxhound is a man's man.  Don't allow his soft sleek pelt or his honeyed voice to fool you, he is a relentless horndog through & through.  One doubts if many have laid as much pipe as he.
Likes:  Small toned butts, whipped cream licked from his balls, speaking in Lithuanian while climaxing, Thai swings, kugelis, Spam, corndogs, long luscious humpable legs, peanut brittle, fried chicken, Rat Fink model kits, fire hydrants, Boo-Berry cereal and DATY.

Dislikes:  Spelling errors, CBJ's, cats and all their fleas, getting his shots, folded up newspapers and poems that don't rhyme.

Turn-On's:  Feuding with Hepcat, a good debate, nice soft squishy breasts with large thick nipples, cage matches with whipped cream or Jello and Little Red Riding Hood.

Turn-Off's:  Bolt-on's, thigh cheese and people who are politically correct.

Hobbies:  Hanging out in the pinball arcade at the Greyhound bus station and reading Frederick's of Hollywood catalogs.

Fav Book:  Fox in Socks
Fav Movie:  Wanda Does Wall Street
Fav Song:  You Don't Own Me
Fav MPA:  Jessica
Fav Wrestler:  A tie between Sweet Daddy Siki & Abdullah the Butcher.  Honourable mention goes to Maurice "Mad Dog" Vachon
Flower  
Our resident polecat sorceress.  Flower has long been a Mudd Clubber in spirit and her presence now provides a valuable additional touch of femininity.  She has the distinction of being one of the very few beings on the planet who's on good terms with both Foxhound and Hepcat.

Likes:  Rainbows, unicorns, possums, tramp steamers, voodoo, Barbie dolls, Lowneys Cherry Blossoms, Vachon Passion Flakies, Oh Henry chocolate bars, Pez dispensers, Popeye's Fried Chicken and Biscuits, BBQ ribs and whatever else her ringtailed swain can rescue from the dumpster.
Dislikes:  Republicans, yeast infections, George W. Bush, cheap perfume, ketchup, peaches, free verse poetry and those times when Foxhound mistakes her for a tree stump.

Hobbies:  Reading Nancy Drew mysteries, admiring men at the gym, raiding Foxhounds pumpkin patch and playing with her Lionel train set with the genuine bobbing-head giraffe car.

Fav Band:  Cream (she likes the name) and Bob Dylan
Fav Farm Implement:  Rototiller
Fav Pet:  Treecats
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