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Nathan
Chris Taylor
A rare blend of sophistication, schizophrenia and egomania keep an otherwise unstable young  man free to roam the streets that the rest of society walk on. 
Dear Grandma...
Well here I am - Anonymous all right, with guys nobody really cares about.  Mudd Clubbers come from the end of the line, the bottom of the
barrel.  But they're the backbone of this country, the best I've ever seen, they're something I can look up to and be proud of.
Likes:  Inter-racial pornography, smelling roses, the laughter of small children and vick's vapo rub

Dislikes:  Angry people, traffic jams, guns and gangsta rap

Turn-Ons:  Birds chirping, sunny days, Star Trek fans and the soothing sounds of Yanni

Turn-Offs:  Cigarette smoke, dance music, Moesha and people who think he's 10 years old

Fav Boy Band:  B2K
Fav Board Game:  Candyland
Fav MPA:  Selena @ HFH
Likes:  Strong family values, streetcars, recreational drugs and guns

Dislikes:  Sheppards pie, Emilio Estevez, books with names and submarines

Turn-On's:  High priced call-girls, toad-stools, stockings and margerine

Tunr-Off's:  Oliver Stone movies, dark rum, hair implants and stamp collections

Fav Boy Band:  The Chipmunks (they're boys right?)
Fav Board Game:  JFK (directors version)
Fav MPA:  All of them
Mortimer the Peeping Tom Candy
Trying to describe this club is like telling someone what an apple tastes like...I've met just about every fellow here & thank god for that!
I need help
Likes:  Male modelling, construction worker slang, taking part in father & son paper boy tournaments and eating expired meat

Dislikes:  Counterfiet Chrono-Sync 2000 underwater watches, crooked spelling bee's, driving tests and mechanical massages

Turn-On's:  Red pubic hair, women who find him repulsive, when his favorite MPA pays him $5 to clean their kitchen sink and Jamacain accents

Turn-Off's:  Woman who are attracted to him, roller coasters that get stuck in the loop and oatmeal

Fav Movie:  Cabin boy
Fav Wrestler:  Golga
Fav Boy Band:  Finger Bang
Fav MPA:  Ivana @ HFH
Likes:  Foot rubs, BBQ pork, Geroge Clooney, Molson Ex and baseball

Dislikes:  Too much makeup, diet sodas, phone booths and leather sofas

Turn-Ons:  Mudd Clubbers (hehe), anal love beads, nipple clips, strawberry ice cream  and chimpanzees

Turn-Offs:  Guys who don't like to go down, yellow toe-nails, the rooms at Howard Johnsons, salad and Shania Twain

Fav Wrestler:  All those girls!
Fav Board Game:  Mousetrap
Fav MPA:  Never been (yet)
Lemmy
This Mudd Clubbers last memory was auditioning for a bit part in the local high school rendition of "Jesus Christ Super-Star".  Several years later he "Woke Up" to discover he was a roadie in the midst of a Central American Soundgarden tour
Fav Movie:  Showgirls, Evil Dead and any TV movie based on serial killers
Fav Wrestler:  Jeff Hardy & Stacy K
Fav Boy Band:  Marky Mark & the Funky Bunch or Biohazard
Fav MPA:  The angry chick with big tits at HFH.  That place is classy shit!
Fav Board Game:  Fuck board games!!!

Likes:  Electric Circus, beans on toast, Jeremy the Bear, large reptiles that eat mammals, switch blades, skulls, The Waltons, volunteer work, pablum and Gerardo

Dislikes:  Those fags on Electric Circus, skorts, sushi, the term "Multi Tasking", weddings, cops, war, SUV's, exorcists and dark closets

Turn-On's:  Bloodletting, skinny blondes with big tits, breaking stuff, the undead, duct tape and reading Kathleen's posts

Turn-Off's:  Smelly women in fur coats, people who don't smoke, skorts, chicks that won't put out and fixing broken stuff
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