| Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius I don�t think I even have to explain the obvious plot. I mean, the title practically gives it away. Jimmy puts a toaster satellite into space to communicate with aliens of a greater intelligence, then the aliens come to Earth to steal all the parents to feed to a giant chicken, so the kids hook some engines to some amusement park rides to get into outer space, etc. It�s funny and the animation is pretty sweet�uh�I mean, for a kid�s movie. Anyway, I�d rather not review this movie anymore. I just finished watching Deep Blue Sea so I�ll review that. Since it was a thriller, of course it isn�t gonna be very realistic, but it was still cool to watch. The reason for the super smart sharks, was to test some sort of brain enhancer or something. I�m still not sure why they had to test on sharks and not something like a monkey. Wait�those could be dangerous too. I�m worried that a bunch of dumb monkeys are gonna get me, and I don�t think it�d be healthy for me to think about super intelligent monkeys attacking me at work. That having been said, I�m gonna have to say goodnight. Shallow Hal After seeing Saving Silverman, Orange County, and the 2002 Mtv Movie Awards, I�ve decided that Jack Black is awesome. The guy�s a genius. He can write a song in like 3 seconds (just check out track 2 of his Tenacious D CD). So I�m sure you�ve all seen the previews, where the shallow guy sees the inner beauty in women, and he falls in love with a fat woman (sorry for the bluntness, but you�ll have to get used to it if you�re gonna watch the movie). Then she jumps in a pool and knocks a little kid into the tree. Yeah that�s pretty much the entire movie right there, but let�s talk about something other then the plot. Shallow Hal gets kinda awkward at times (mainly whenever that really tall guy is on screen. He�s a really sucky actor) and I feel like it�s preaching at me the entire time, but I think Jack Black and that guy from Seinfeld do a pretty good job at keeping the movie rolling. The director even did a good job at keeping in the inner beauty crap theme. Rosemary (played by Gweneth Paltrow) could have been a lot hotter, but that�s just my opinion. And what was Jack Black thinking. If you have a choice between Rosemary (with I guess decent inner beauty) and Jill (who looks hot with or without inner beauty), then why did he pick the Rosemary. Well that�s enough from me. See the movie; but more importantly: see Office Space (funniest movie ever) or Orange County (Jack Black gets to act more natural). Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones PG When I first heard about the name of this movie (not the episode II part) I was filled with joy. Attack of the clones sounded like a bunch of those new cloned sheep. And that would have been pretty sweet to watch them fight with lightsabers held in their teeth; so you can guess I was a little disappointed to find that there were no sheep in the movie. Not actual sheep anyway. There were some weird sheep looking aliens but im getting a little off subject. To tell you about the movie would be so lame and pretty boring. So in hopes of switching it up a bit, im gonna get a little philosophical and give you some thoughts and questions that came to mind while I was watching the movie: That crappy trailer that was shown a year ago gave nothing away in the movie, and I liked that. Yoda finally gets his groove back and kicks some butt. I really think he should dye that hair. The future is gonna be sweet. Flying cars, aliens that talk another language (like illegal immigrants) and blueberry quick. My dreams have been answered. I think yoda and miss cleo would get along just fine in the psychic world (although yoda's answers are about as lame as a magic 8 ball: the force says you my or may not become rich; or the dark side clouds the future, but you will die tomorrow when you OD on M&M's. Although this is unrelated to star wars: I'd like to thank Disney animators for their hard work with animal movies. How do you teach them to talk and dance and play pianos. I think my sister says she had a crush on one of the guys in the movie. Yoda possibly? My mind says yes, the answer is. Homestarrunner.com Last week I was convinced that my site was the best website on the net�then joe told me about a armless cartoon with a speech impediment named Homestar Runner, a miserable fat marshmallow who makes even my life feel like crap called Strong sad, and a bare-chested, overconfident freak of nature who calls himself Strong Bad (the true reason for going to this website). There's also coach z, strong mad, the cheat, marzipan (how I loath that one) and some others. Not really sure why there are three guys with the same first name, but I guess there are other people who have eric as there first name. This websites kept me entertained much longer then most websites. My personal favorites are strong bad's emails. Nothing will make you laugh like: Trevor the vampire, the robot one, and the bird. And once you get through all the emails there are the toons that are longer but are almost as great. They take less then a minute to load on my computer and are well worth it. After you get through all the cartoons (which I still cant say I have done yet) you can play some games cause you're always gonna become bored at some point when your online, so why not play em. The virtual duck pond is so relaxing and the graphics are something I'd expect to see on my playstation. Absolutely incredible in fact this website look so pathetic that im sure strong bad would say, "why you lazy crap for crap." |