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| Big Brother TV-14 If you haven't watched Big Brother yet, you are missing nothing. This is the second stupidest thing after Pokemon. 10 people locked in a house for 3 months. The one who's not voted out wins $1/2 million. I don't think it would be worth it. No TV, computer, movies, or malls and worst of all having to hang out with those losers. If I didn't get voted out first, I would leave by my own free will. And what�s up with the mutt. Why's he in there. He has to be around those morons for two more months. They should have put an axe murderer in the house. That would boast the ratings. What can I say; I'm still watching it. Final Update: This show is really the dumbest show in the entire world, no exceptions. They better not make a sequel. I can't stand it or the people who were on it. Eddie won, I think. |
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| The Kid PG Hey this wasn't the best movie I've ever seen. Not even close. The cranky old man meets the nice little kid of himself. It was okay, but it could have been a lot better. The plot was ok and so was the "humorism." But not the bestest. The little dude was funny especially when he beat up the bully. He got a nose bleed and everything, it was great. I laughed, I cried. It moved me. Then there was tripod. Poor dog. Any way you might as well go see the movie at a dollar theater, because you have nothing better to do then to look at stupid websites. Well good luck! |
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| The King of Queens Doug Heffernan is the large, funny delivery man who lives with his wife, Carrie, and his father in-law Arthur. This show is just so funny. Arthur is hilarious with his blunt stupidity. He's a terrible liar and he doesn't have any common sense. And Doug, he's just as funny. Each show is different so there is no way for me to tell you about the show. This show isn't some lame Full House kind of show. People actually like this. I know it might sound corny, but this is a must see. |
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| Charlie's Angels PG-13 I honestly loved this movie. The plot was good, but who really cares about the plot when a movie has girls like these. I liked Drew Barrymore and Camron Diaz the best. The girls kick butt with their super duper kicks and chops and other stuff. If you've seen this movie than you probably know that this isn't the review they really deserve and I'm sorry. I loved Charlie's Angels and I'm certainly putting it on my top five movies. I just want you to know that I'm not shallow just because I liked the movie, because I know a couple of girls who loved it too. (Probably not for the same reasons as me though) I think every teenager should see this "classic!" |
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| Mission Impossible II PG-13 If you like M:I, you'll love this. It still mantains the same suspense from M:I. The main difference is the whole James Bond thing. He has to save the world, and the girl, and still make it all look good with some fancy stunts. The thing I liked the most was how you could understand the whole plot while watching it only once. Tip: Don't sit in the front row. Your neck will be killing you by the end because there is so much going on that you have to see. |
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| Chicken Run G Chicken Run was soooooooooo great that I saw it once. It's a lot like Wallace and Gromit videos. It's clay so it�s not just like a cartoon. Mr. Tweedy is funny. Ha ha. So is Babs because, just because. I liked the movie but i saw it like 2 months ago so I don't remember too much of it. Oh yeah I didn't like the roaster named Rocky. But I did like the old sergeant. He reminded me of Arthur from the "King of Queens." I don't know it was kinda missing some umf. See the movie if your in the mood for a 1 thumb up movie. |
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| Perfect Dark M Okay I don't own this game and probably never will, but I'll do a review on it anyway. If you've played Goldeneye64 you know what a first person shooter is all about. You are Joannah "Perfect" Dark and you're duty is to stop the bad guys from doing, I don't know, bad things. Anyway you should rent and/or buy this game immediatly. Unfortunatly, you do have to have an Expansion Pak to play the complete game. It needs an E.P. because the levels are huge, the cpu players are incredibly smart and the multi player can hold 12 players (4 human and 8 computer.) Well this game is awesome, see for yourself. |
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| Dinosaur PG I thought I'd go see this movie since I haven't missed a computer animated movie since Toy Story(I know there have only been 3 others.) The best part about it was the animation. I'd give that alone an A+, but the plot was no higher than a B-!!!!! There was a meteor shower that destroys a lot of stuff, so all these dinos head for the "Nesting Grounds." Don't ask me. It all reminded me of The Land Before Time 13, or something. Well any way, if you want to see the happy movie you see in the previews, DON'T. It's only bright and sunny and happy for the first and last five minutes. Personally I liked the lemmars and the old triceratops the best. Tip: Don't sit in front of a kid who's going to ask his mom questions through the whole movie!!!!! |
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| Survivor TV-14 This is one of the most creative shows I've ever seen. I haven't missed an episode and there is just one left so I don't think I will be missing any in the future. They put 16 people on an island and every three days they vote someone off. Last one wins $1 million dollars. (Please don't let Susan or Richard win the million.) Not much left of the show, so if you have the chance watch the final 2hour + 1 hour re-cap. Final Update: Richard(FNF) won the $1million |
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| Gladiator R This is one movie you just have to see on the big screen. It does have a lot of blood and gore that might give little kids nightmares for weeks, but if you don't mind it is awesome. At times the plot is a little slow and it's a really long movie at +2:40, but the intense action scenes make up for all that. Bottom line: Good plot, lotta action and very, very realistic!!!!!!! |
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| Harvest Moon 64 E Harvest Moon is a game that takes you to the country and let's you live an almost carefree life. If you like the Sim City games you'll like this gem. Story line: You inherit this farm from you're dead grandpa. It's not doing so well so you have make a ton of money by raising vegtables and animals (cows, chickens, and sheep),working in the mine, fishing, hunting for plants and doing other odd jobs. Once you get the money you can buy various things(House additions, animals, seeds, gifts, and decorative stuff for your house.) Obviously you give the gifts to one of the 5 nice girls in the town. Eventually you get to marry one. All this fun packed into one game cartidge. I love this game and unless you are a die hard action fan, so will you. |
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| The Grinch PG A year ago when I saw the previews, I thought Jim Carrey's making a big mistake but after seeing the Grinch I can see he's just as great in this as any of his other movies. The Grinch doesn't really look like Jim (we're on a first name basis), but you can tell it's him by his voice and sense of humor. All the characters have depth to them to make them interesting and they all smell good. Cindy Lou Who's a nice little actress and is one of the few people in the movie who doesn't need a nose job. What a sweet little Who. Baby Grinch is adorable and hilarious, but when kid Grinch cut his fur off, I almost cried ;-) The animation was fantastic, and the make-up and costumes were great too. Anyway, see this movie. It is good. |
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| Walace and Gromit Trilogy G(?) Ahh. The fresh smell of claymation in the morning. Walace is a British inventor with a thing for cheese who owns a dog named Gromit. Gromit helps with the inventions. Well if you've never seen these movies you are truly a deprived child.But I can see how you could be missing out. I hadn't even heard of W&G till I was 12. This is the best collection of the greatest claymation I've ever seen. A Grand Day out (the first in the series) has W&G take a trip to the moon in a search for more cheese. In a close shave W&G help find the missing wool that has been stolen by an evil dog:-{ And finally in the Wrong Trousers Walace buys a pair of Techno Trousers that end up ruining his life. If you've never seen these movies, then you should rent them today. |
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| Unbreakable PG-13 This was the second movie that I saw on Thanksgiving Day. I entered the movie theater thinking I was going to see Sixth Day, but I was wrong. I sat down and was confused about the movie until half way through. Even then it didn't all fit together with all the comic book, super hero stuff and that Samuel L Jackson. The semi-good part is near the end when the hero starts using his super powers. There were two funny parts in the movie, one when he is bench pressing 350 pounds and the other is when he is going to get shot by his son. The end was interesting, but that didn't change the movie and make it awesome. I left the movie theater feeling ripped off. I would prefer that if you read this review that you won't ever spend your money on it while Charlie's Angels is still out. |
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| The World Is Not Enough PG-13 If you like James Bond, then you will love this movie. I liked the action and stuff but somethings are a bit annoying. I mean he gets really close to dying about 50 bazillion times. And what's with those morons who call themselves villians. I give them credit for coming up with cool ways to blow up the world, but they are just too stupid. "Here Mr. Bond let me tell you my diabolical plan to take over the world then I'll put you in this death trap contraption that doesn't even work." Oh, and let's not forget his corny jokes. He's about to die when he let's out some stupid remark that's just idiotic. Any way this is Q's(the inventor) last movie. The part at the begining for Q really moved me. I liked the movie for the most part. Movie Tip: Don't make a dead man angry. |
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