The Stroller Basketball Diaries (everything but the heroin)
Although I was confined to a stroller, this man--simone's boyfriend--failed to beat me at basketball. frankly, I whooped his ass. (on a side note, .when are they going to get married? This was taken nine years ago... at which point they had been dating for six years. dude, she's ready to get married!)
In these pictures you can see the post-game stages: Belligerence, binging and finally, a drunken stupor.
The celebration lasted throughout the night. it culminated with me crashing a conservative family fourth of july gathering at brendan mclaughlin's house. i arrived in a stroller carrying a six pack of busch. There were a bunch of brendan's sister's friends there who were still in high school. i didn't give a shit. i still tried to get in their pants.
to give you an idea what his family is like: brendan had to take random drug tests from his father after they found weed in his pocket. brendan informed me that if it weren't for the fact that his parents loved my sister so much, i would have been banned from his house forever (or at least subjugated to random drug tests)
