 |
| I refuse to enter a battle of the wits with you --it's against my morals to attack an unarmed person. |
Yeah, I'd love to fuck your brains out, but apparently someone BEAT ME TO IT! g |
| What's the best sex position for making ugly babies? Ask Your Mom! |
| I know cement that gets hard faster than you. |
| Tell your mother to stop wearing different colored lipstick, I am getting a damn rainbow around my dick. |
| Nice face...what are you going to do when the baboon wants his ass back |
| Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." |
| I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you." |
| "Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the fuck was I thinking?" |
| "As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me |
| "As you grow older, Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy..." |
| "Thanks for being a part of my life!!! I never knew what evil was before this!" "Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again |
| "Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...Almost Lifelike! "Congratulations on getting Married! It's not every day you decide to ruin your life!" |
| "I always wanted to be rich, powerful, and well respected. While I'm dreaming, I wish you weren't so damn ugly." "Sex with you is like using drugs. Lots of people do it, but nobody's stupid enough to admit it." |
I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here." "Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was?" |
|
| Song: Sweet dreams by Marilyn Manson |