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| Do your parents know your gay? |
| How could two people as beautiful have such an ugly baby?" "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind." |
| "Someday I hope to get married, but not to you." "Sorry things didn't work out, but I can't handle guys with boobs that are bigger than mine." |
| "When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise." "I knew the day would come when he would leave me for you So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys." |
| You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket.... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often." "If you didn't have any money, I'd still love you. And miss you very much." |
| "Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday---so we're having you put to sleep." You are so ugly the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper. |
| Song: Sweet dreams by Marilyn Manson |