| Insults |
| I don't know what your problem is, but I'm sure it's hard to pronounce. Any connection between your reality and mine is strictly coincidental. I like you; you remind me of myself when I was young and stupid .I am not being rude; you're just insignificant. Pardon me while I visualize duct tape over your mouth. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. I am really easy to get along with once you learn to worship me properly. You sound reasonable. I guess I need my medication dosage increased. I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. I am sure you are quite busy at the cellular level. You are validating my inherent mistrust of others. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh uncomfortably, and then quickly change the subject. Well, aren't we a ray of fricken sunshine? Your hard-on does NOT count as personal growth. Do I look like a fucking people person? The aliens obviously forgot to remove your anal probe. Do they ever shut up on your planet? I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. You say I'm a bitch like it was a bad thing. Awe, did I step on your poor little bitty ego? |