Jen: Hey Joey I love your lipstick, what shade is that?
Joey: Wicked red, Uh, I love your hair color. What number is that?

Joey: So Jen are you a size queen?
Jen: Excuse me!
Joey: Well how important is size to you

(About Tamara)
Pacey: She was flirting with me!
Dawson: She was laughing at you!
Pacey: No she wanted me!
Dawson: She wanted Dustin Hoffman.

Dawson: When movies get unrealistic it depresses me.
Joey: Unrealstic? Dawson, your favorite movie is E.T!

(Pacey explaining why he got into Saturday Detention)
Pacey: O.K Yesterday after you tottaly busted up my nose with that basketball the
cheerleaders were being really friendy towards me and I got a little excited.
Joey: Oh no.
Pacey: I went into the bathroom to ,uh, relieve the tension.
Abby: Oh my god....

Pacey: You know its a new year,who knows? you and I might even become friends.
Joey: Pacey I'm upset anough as it is

Pacey: Man, video woman is my new English teacher, okay? You, me, the movies
tonight. We are stalking a faculty member.

Joey: No, I'm not getting a thang for you Dawson. I've known you too long.
I've seen you burp, barf, pick your nose, scratch your butt. I don't think I'm getting
a thang for you.

Mr. Leery: Sex is a very big part of who we are as human beings.
Dawson: Does that mean we have to go hump the coffee table?

Joey: You did it again! You grabbed my ass!
Pacey: Like you even have one.

Pacey: I am a strong believer that sometimes it's right to do the wrong thing.

Pacey: I got a maybe kind of sort of date tonight.
Joey: Who's the lucky farm animal?

Dawson: I have two parents that hump like rabbits everyday. Apparently dad
couldn't keep up with mom, just said hey!

Joey: My sister's having her baby.
Dawson: Cool, congratulations!
Joey: On your lawn.

Eve: TV is just like a movie, except shorter, and with built in bathroom breaks
and a new sequel every week.
Dawson: Sequels I hate on principle.
Eve: Suit yourself, I'm hooked.

Rob: So Potter, what do ya say? You and me movies tonight?
Joey: Oh joy, is this the part of the work day when you get inappropriate?
Rob: Depends on what your answer is.
Joey: My answer is ask me in two years when I am legal.

Rob: Here, buy yourself something pretty.
Joey: Save it for bail money.

Henry: Whatever you did before is part of what makes you who you are.
And I'm thankful for that.
Jen: Did you just say what I think you said?
Henry: Whatever it was, I think I did, yeah.
Jen: Who are you, Henry Parker?

Pacey: The Northern Lights. Yeah, I've heard of them. I mean, I may not be Ivy
League material, but if you give me a road map and a remote control, I can probably
find my way to the Discovery Channel and back.

Doug: By the way, are you any good at decopage?
Pacey: Oh God, help me.

Joey: In your frosted dreams, Barbie.

Buzz: Get real! I'm not like one of those kids on 7th Heaven, and I'm not like you,
Pissy.

Pacey: What exactly do you want?
Buzz: Let me make this easy for you, read my lips, Pikachu!
Pacey: You want something that has to be treated with antibiotics?
Buzz: Man, your generation is so out of it! Pokemon, you putz!
Pacey: I knew that.

Jen: Irrational is when I get violent and that's what's going
to happen in two seconds if you don't get your horny, freshman ass out of here.

Henry: From now on I'm going to try to be the most original person in your life.
Jen: Henry Parker, you already are.