" I read harry potter books. "
Joel: " This store reminds me of all the toys I played with when I was little. "
Benji: " That's not all you played with. "
" Sweet man! You have GC boxers! " (and how he saw a GUY'S boxers, I don't know... )
said by Benji:
" Hold on, you can make fun of me when I'm done making my point. "
" We're all gonna run around naked and make animal noises. "
" Stop watching them makeout. "
" I have to go do my nails now. "
little kid: " Hey Benji, will you sign my report card? "
benji: (looks around trying not to laugh) " Wow that's really good. "
" In the 5th grade, I made a mosaic out of noodles! "
" Joel is a strange kid. "
" Revolviating, it's what the Earth does. It revolves and it rotates and its revolvatating. "
" Don't cry Joel, it's embarassing, you're gonna embarass yourself. "
" Joel likes legos. "
" Labels are for soup cans. "
" Someone call the fire department, this one's out of control! (while shaking his hips back and forth) "
" What? You want my number? My cell broke! *phone rings* Hello? "
" Oh no! One of my spikes is falling! Hair people, I need gel pronto! "
Benji: " Joel, even though everyone makes fun of you, you're still doing a good job. "
Joel: " Well that really raises my confidence a lot. "
" Yeah, so next up 311 and their bassist Peanut- actually, that used to be my nickname in grade school. They called me little peanut. Little Petey Peanut. Cause I always ran around with my little peanuts. All over the place. "
said by Paul:
" You look familiar. "
" I'm the base player, nobody has a crush on the BASE player! "
" I wasn't popular in school. I liked to pretend I was, and I would go sit with the cool kids. Then they'd tell me to go f*ck myself, and I would realize what a loser I was. "
" You know what toy I wish I still had? Nintendo Techmo Super Bowl. I was the fat kid growing up, and when you're the fat kid, you love video games... and Twinkies. "
" I met this girl once, she was an awesome boxer. She always came out of fights clean. Then I found out she wasn't exactly a girl. "
" I used to take piano lessons when I was a kid. One time, I farted during a lesson, and my teacher never came back to my house. "
" Thanks Sydnie, next time you throw me my Chucks, make sure I SEE THEM! "
" This is the fifteenth Paul hug today and I still don't know what it means. "
said by Billy:
" I was good right? "
" Come on, we hafta move 'cause security here SUCKS! (glares at security guard) *security guard laughs* "
" He's not ghetto at all... ever... " (on Joel)
" This girl in my class called me a bitch when we were sophmores. Who calls a guy a bitch?! I was like, bitch, you did NOT just call me a bitch. She didn't think it was funny. "
" Let's run away to Mexico and get married. " (to Chris)
" No one asks for a Billy hug. I guess Billy hugs aren't quite as fun. "