" They think I'm funny, ma! "
" Tom Cruise is soooo dreamy! "
" That's right! He drank urine! Pee-pee water! Fluid wastes! He drank it! " (about benji)
" This is a really intimate gathering...(pauses as something flies on to the stage)... so intimate in fact that someone just threw their bra onstage. "
" How erotic... "
" Let me finish this song about how poor I was, and then I'll get back to you! "
" Now you have something for all your hamsters to play with! " (in response to the stuffed hamster that was given to Billy)
" You know, this is a good opportunity to make out with a security guard. They're not all assholes, they're actually pretty nice. "
" Kiss Kiss... (makes two kissing noises) "
" What the f*ck? Are those clams? "
" I got to see my mom again. She said I cuss too much, so I gotta work on it. "
said by Benji:
" I fell off the stage and all my clothes fell off! And I wet my pants, but they fell off, so I couldn't wet them, so it must have been the kid standing next to me. "
" I'm going by Benjamin now. It sounds more mature. "
" I will kiss you. I will make out with you. I will make out with anyone with boobies. Aaah besides Paul ofcourse. That's all in the past. "
" Yes we are twins, isn't it so cute? "
" Good evening boys and girls! Welcome to the Nutcracker! This is Rob Tim, I will crack your nuts. Today, I'm going to teach you a little lesson about life, the Rob Tim way. "
" This is Joel at the mall. ' Hey girl, who you with? You ever heard that song 'Littile Things' ? Yo, that's about me girl. Awww yeah. ' "
" I have a special heart in my place. I mean a special place in my heart for Avril. I am not good with words when it comes to girls! "
Joel: " I was being serious dude. " (makes a mad face)
Benji: " Oh no! I pissed the ghetto twin off. "
Is there anything you wouldn't do for your brother?
"Lend him money to buy another Star Wars toy. Other than that, I'd do anything. C'mon, I got his name tattoed on me. "
" Hey, I like big guys, OKAY? "
said by Paul:
(fan flashes paul) " That was weak! " (fan has a confused look) " Mine are bigger! " (Paul pulls up his shirt and shows his chest)
benji: " Hey paul! " (slaps paul in the head)
paul: " Owww! "
benji: " Pain is love man, pain is love. " (laughs)
" Can we go fishing NOW? "
" I like pink too... "
said by Billy:
" I used to munch on Sunday, but now I munch on Saturday. Why Saturday instead of Sunday? Umm... foo (fool) because munching on Saturday is trendy! "
" It's also cool to pee in your pants! "
" No, my name is Billina. "
" Yeah me and Paul will take a pic with you... HEY PAUL! PAUL! All right, he's not listening, you'll just have to do for a picture with me! "