" Walking all along the... Grass, ya told me... ah ya'll I forgot the words. "
" You were the one who gave me these boxers? I wondered where they came from, I wear those! Although I'm not a big fan of flannel, it gets a little hot down there, if you know what I mean... "
" I played baseball, I was actually pretty good, the coach didn't think so, but I was. "
" I hurt my finger, does anyone have a band-aid? "
" Instead of going out and shooting people, why don't you go and start a band. "
" Look what you just did, you made me say badass buffalo five times. "
" Damn girl, you don't have to pinch so hard. Turn around, now it's your turn. "
said by Benji:
" Lend him money to buy another star wars toy (about Joel). "
" I bet they did the dirty-dirty. Go Justin, go Justin! (about Britney and Justin). "
" This one time we called Joel and pretended to be a girl. He got all excited because girls never call him. "
" MALIBU STACEY! MALIBU STACEY! I would be Malibu Stacey! She has a cool car. (when asked which barbie doll he would be) "
" I sell out everyday. I say 'Give me five dollars and I'll give you a kiss!' ! "
" I think you got the better half of the egg. (to Joel) [awww!] "
" Joel's a girl! Even mom said so! "
" I always got caught. One time I actually got spanked for something Joel did. "
" To have a good influence on the world and kids. Stay true to god and my family and make the world a better place, plant a flower and paint a horse, to pick up trash and then light everything on fire. "
" Uh... I like dogs... I have a dog... his name is Cash "
" My ass smells like Joel "
'' It must be real tough to be a punk rocker in Wisconsin, you get chased by Rednecks and stuff. "
" Punk rockers have feelings too! "
" Joel, do you wear a cup on stage? "
said by Paul:
Paul: " Saint Paul is not gay!!! He is very, very straight. "
Aaron: " Okay buddy, ,whatever you want to believe. "
Paul: " You're really starting to hurt my feelings. "
" I dropped an anvil on Benji. "
" Are you SURE you're not from Waldorf? I swear I've seen you so much before. "
" He's um... a pitbull? " (on cashdogg)
said by Billy:
" I don't dislike many things except for snakes! I don't have much of a tolerance of really fake people either. Another thing I hate is when Saint Paul touches my... nevermind, I'm actually pretty content with everything. "
" I like pretty shirts with stars on them. "
" I don't know what I had for breakfast today. It was like... something with wood... I don't know. "
fan: " Hey Billy, can ya sign my arm? "
Billy: " Sure thing sweetie! "
another fan: " Hey Billy! Can ya sign my ass? "
Billy: " There will be no ass signing tonight. I'm sorry for the inconvenience... "
Billy: " You ever think about sauce pans? "
Joel: " Sauce pans? Um... no. "
Billy: "Me neither. "
" I'm a goody goody. I never do bad things. "