The Slow And Steady Decline Of A GoddessThe Slow And Steady Decline Of A Goddess
Everything is perfect in her little slice of Utopia
All the ducks are neatly lined up in a row
Happily swimming down the river of eternal bliss
In the land of milk and honey, the private sector of paradise
She has it all:
The perfect job
The trophy husband
The most amazing love life
And all the best worldly possessions
But of course, things were about to take a turn for the worse
Now Freya is weeping in the corner
While Venus slowly cuts herself at night
And Artemis is sticking her had down her throat
While Minerva contracts hepatitis and Hera gets raped
It's only natural that the perfect won't stay that way for long
And it's such a shame that tragedy has struck the green plains of Eden
Now all the once amazing goddesses have been reduced
To nothing more than common street trash
And there goes Shiva filing for divorce
As Gaia shoots up heroin in a dumpster and slowly gets stoned
And Artmesis is now in therapy
While Venus finally commits suicide