Today I saw a blue Ford pick-up truck pass on by
And I’m sorry Henry – that just ain’t the way I wanna die
Now it’s a blue Suburu, a black Kia, and a dark red Volvo
With a soccer mom up front and five little brats in the back
And I’m wondering if I should jump in front of this cell phone obsessed slut
But I decided against it ‘cause those kids are traumatized enough
Now passes a Honda, and quite frankly hari-kari ain’t my style
And I have nothing against Japan, I’m just looking for a…
…white BMW filled with a smug bastard CEO
I’m gonna die by jumping in front of a pearl with tires
And I’ll stain that fucker red to get my revenge
I’ll be laughing down in Hell when I see that leech locked away in a cell
Now passes a bright yellow Volkswagen Beatle
I’d jump in front of the People’s Car but I’m not the eggman
And I watch eagerly as I see a black Cadillac speed on by
Followed by a slow moving Lincoln Towncar
Well that’s all well and fine, but the car I want for my funeral procession is a…
…white BMW filled with a criminal CEO
I died by jumping in front of a pearl with tires
And I stained that fucker red to get my revenge
Now I’m laughing down in Hell as I watch that leech locked away in a cell
From chorus to verse – I swear the Dodge is cursed
The GMC just ain’t good enough for me
If you’re driving a Pontiac – I’m not dying by your car Jack
And I’m almost certain that the amethyst Saturn won’t see my bloodstain pattern
Because all I’m looking for is a…
…white BMW filled with a soon to be sodomized CEO
I died by jumping in front of a pearl with tires
And I stained that fucker red to get my revenge
And I’m laughing down in Hell as I watch that leech take it up the ass
