| My name is Glenn. Your resident pretentious film snob. My aim is to not only educate you as to what films classic and sparkling new to see, but also what ones to avoid at all costs. My tastes range from arty wank-fests (as some people call them) such as Mulholland Drive or Dogville to loud summer blockbusters such as the Terminator series and extending to hyjinx-filled teen comedies like The Breakfast Club. I'm also fond of anything starring Mandy Moore, Macauley Culkin running around lost in New York City and Uma Thurman with a sword and yellow leather. | |||||||||||||||||||||
| RECENT REVIEWS The Passion Of The Christ 50 First Dates Early Summer Lovin' 04 Troy The Stepford Wives I, Robot Dogville Fahrenheit 9/11 Hero [Ying Xiong] |
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| Don't make me cut you. | |||||||||||||||||||||
| My rating system: | |||||||||||||||||||||
| A+ = Let me bow down to thee and worship at thy feet A = One for the all-time list A- = Absolutely wonderful stuff B+ = Highly Recommended B = Recommended w/ reservations B- = Worth the cost of a ticket/rental C+ = It has it's redeemable qualities C = Merely average C- = Below average, maybe on TV D+ = Danger Will Robinson, Avoid D = Please, make it stop! D- = Just... NO! NO! F = Find the negatives & burn them! |
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| THE PANTHEON OF CINEMA | |||||||||||||||||||||
| my favourite films of all time | |||||||||||||||||||||
| 1. Mulholland Dr. (2001, dir. Lynch) 2. Moulin Rouge! (2001, dir. Luhrmann) 3. Rear Window (1954, dir. Hitchcock) 4. Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991, dir. Cameron) 5. The Shawshank Redemption (1994, dir. Darabont) 6. Billy Elliot (2000, dir. Daldry) 7. Le Fabuleux destin d'Amelie Poulain (2001, dir. Jeunet) 8. Lost In Translation (2003, dir. Coppola) 9. Psycho (1960, dir. Hitchcock) 10. The Third Man (1949, dir. Reed) |
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| I'll shed a tear as you go home... | |||||||||||||||||||||