You can perm you hair and not end up looking like native of Jinjang.

Long hair looks better on you.

Your underwear doesn't have silly names like Crocodile & Pagoda.

Getting kneed in the groin is less likely to happen to you.

You're allowed to cry over Titanic.

If you're short, you can solve the problem by wearing heels.

Your bedroom doesn't look like a toxic waste room.

We can use cosmetic goodies to help us out should we wake up looking like toss in the morning.

The thrill of surprising people by being good at darts... and pool..and football.

We can wear pink.

We can wear guys clothes too and don't look weird but guys will look really weird if they wear girls'
                        clothes.

We don't have to leave early on a Saturday night to get home in time for match of the day.

Girls are much better dancers. Sorry. We just are.

We've never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.

Women's mags give better free gifts.

Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

We always get rings when we get engaged and married. (Which we can always sell later if everything goes pear shaped.)

We can cry and get off speeding fines