See how creative Phua Chu Kang is......

Phua Chu Kang was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10.

Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1.

This is what he came up with......
 

"1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. After I saw couple,
couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted
to 5 with me but I run until I 6 and throw up. I chabot into 7 eleven to hide
and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I get 9 and try to stab him. And 10
hor  ........
10 hor ....... he die lor.
So, I put the 9 back and pay the girl for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next
day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5. Tomorrow also don need to
come back 4 work. He also ask me to climb a 3 and jump. I don understand,
I nice 2 him but I don know what he 1.

Phua Chu Kang explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load (road), den (then) someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? ehhh ? Don't pray pray (play-play ; mess around) ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses ?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh ?? Siow ah (crazy) ! Use your blain (brain), use your blainnn (brain) ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok (pleasurable) feeling mah.Corlight (correct) or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn (brain) ......... you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ??  Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB (Johor Baru,Malaysia), and some say Batam (An island of the island of Singapore) also ah !!!