A list of how to destroy chocolate conversation hearts. See that something's missing? Have an idea? Submit it and we will add it to the list.

• When stopped at a red light in a car, run out quickly and place a heart in front of your tire. Wait for the light to turn green.
• Use as sidewalk chalk.
• Do the twist.
• Place in an empty bottle over a car ride. Hock your loogies into the bottle. If you can't get up enough phlegm, just pour a little soda in the bottle. Or you can do both!
• Break into little bits and let fly out the car window.
• Impale upon pins, poke pins in the box they came in as an example for those who are left.
• Roll down the car window enough to fit the heart through. Place the heart between the window and the frame. Roll the window up.
• Hammers are your friends.
• Burn them. They turn black, just like the soul of their creator.
• Give them to "friends". Laugh as they taste the bitterness of your hatred toward them and the candy.
• No matter how you destroy them, DON'T EAT THEM!!!!