-Undoubtedly the most celebrated HCW show ever!-

The Review

Hey there, HCW fans. This is Rob the website guy bringing all you websurfers the full, uncensored scoop on all that occurred at HCW's Massacre on the Oatka 2001! Now I recommend that if this is your first time browsing the MOTO page you should really read the card and the columns relating to this huge event. If you've read them already, then let me just say that Massacre on the Oatka was no laughing matter. This card alone was one of the most hardcore cards we have ever put together. And when I say hardcore, I mean this card was raw. There's no glam when you're in the HCW. Glam will get you beaten within an inch of your life... guts will make you a star. And guts is what defined every single wrestler involved in this year's Massacre. Without further ado, the review...

And so Massacre's bell time was set at 6 pm. Even though ring preparations were still underway, many people came to see what this event was all about. Diehard HCW followers, the curious, the blood thirsty... many people defined this year's crowd. And what a huge crowd it was. Phil MV, the heel announcer of this years ppv, was asked to count heads and see how many people actually showed up. We were damn surprised when we found that more than 100 people... yes, 100 people... flocked to the sacred grounds of Johnson Park to witness a show they knew the least about. Not even our yellow caution tape could hold them back. There were just so many people. People blocked the entrance way, people filled the bleachers, and the people wanted to see some action. With great haste, all ring preparations were finished and the show was started immediately. This year's MOTO anthem, "Sieze the Day", from the smash hit broadway musical, "The Newsies", was played to the crowd and all was silent for HCW's Clay Ross, who would have the first word. After speaking to the fans of Massacre's great significance, he called for the bell to be rung and for the first match to get under way...

Captain Loco, HCW's own latino wonder, came out from under the Pavillion first. The crowd popped for him as he showed his humble fans great respect in return. And then, the Mysterious Man from the Mafia made his way to the ring, following a loud boo from the 100+ fans in attendance. Two wrestlers, each of foreign decent, would fight for the pride of their ancestors, and the pride they had built during their time in HCW. The match basically revolved around Captain Loco's innovative technical offense, which he utilized to his advantage through out the 10 minutes of the match. The highlight of the match was no doubt Captain Loco's crazy guillotine leg drop, which is becoming the signature move of HCW's only luchadore (Captain Loco did a leg drop to Bad Brad off a roof at SBB 2001). Mafia Man was done for the count, and Captain Loco celebrated his victory in a hard fought match. My thoughts on MOTO's opening match: As always, Captain Loco advances career a big step after every match. As MOTO's opener, he put on a solid show, and I would expect Loco to be competing for HCW gold sometime soon. Mafia Man is another wrestler who may be on his way up the ladder of fame. The "mystery" the surrounds this fighter could be the very thing that may make or break his career. However, Mafia Man was devastated by Captain Loco's leg drop, so the Man from the Mafia may be looking at fighting more matches in the lower cards before advancing in the HCW roster.

The next match was reportedly to be the match that would hold the undercard together. Well, what they say may have been true, but let's look at the big picture. Johnny Flair, a member of HCW's most acclaimed stable, The Dynasty, has been on the rise since the stable's formation. At Spring Break Bash 2k1, Flair won the US Title from everyone's favorite hick, the mayor of Mt. Morris, Finneus J. Arbuckle in what many people thought was a sloppy match. However, Johnny was set out to prove himself once and for all to all the fans of HCW. And there was no better opponent for such of a test. The Demon, HCW's most feared opponent, known for his risky yet technical/roughneck offensive style, was the man for the job. This match was scheduled as a Last Man Standing match, but because many feared that the two men may beat each other to death, it was given the normal hardcore, no dq stipulations that every standard HCW match is made of. Flair began this fight with the upperhand, using a gutwrench sitdown powerbomb and his version of the Gas Mask. But any former opponent of the Demon would know that moves of this nature have no effect on the unstoppable terror known as the Demon. The Demon fought back with punches that nearly knocked Flair off his feet, followed by DDT's and repeated snap suplexes onto the hard ground. And yet the tables turned again with Flair getting the upperhand. Johnny Flair made a huge comeback with the two highlights of the match: a well executed Ocean Cyclone Suplex into a flamming board and finally a vertebreaker through the table. The fans roared, and Flair got the 3 count. The US Title remained in the champions custody and Flair limped home a satisfied man. My thoughts: Johnny Flair may have proven to the HCW fans and wrestlers that he will do whatever it takes to defend his gold. The man formerly known to be very sloppy in the ring has fine tuned his ability and technical wrestling knowledge to become one of HCW's revered fighters. The fans were very excited with his performance and I imagine his career will only grow stronger from here on. As for the Demon, his invincible image may have been overcome just this once, but to any competitor in HCW, he will always be a formidible opponent in the ring. Look for future US Title matches in future cards as Johnny Flair must continue to keep his reign alive throughout the cards to come.

The next match began after a short wait and Spike The Sharpman's music played over the speakers. Spike walked out looking very angry as usual. What else would you expect when one of HCW's most legendary main eventers was forced to fight a Special Olympian? He cut a promo in front of all the angry fans reminding them of what the town of Scottsville was known for: the soccer team blowing it in sectionals and pissing on burgers. Let me remind you that the only thing holding 100+ people back from a solitary man was only yellow caution tape. Spike had guts to talk trash to an entire town, but could he take on a kid from the Special Olympics. More specifically, Timmy the Special Olympic Hero? Many thought this was no contest, but one special stipulation seemed to even the contest: a 15ft long steel chain, which would be used as a strap in this one of a kind strap match. The Chocolate Eater title was on the line, HCW's most original prize. This title, as odd as the name may be, is the immediate step under the world heavyweight title. Things start out with Timmy having the upperhand after he gives the Sharpman a low blow with the chain. Spike changed the rules of the game when he introduced his weapon: a light tube filled with sharp tacks. Last year, we found out why he was called the Sharpman when he poured 800 tacks into the HCW ring (rest in pieces). This year, things got... well... way sharper. And way more hardcore. Timmy was buried in tacks and broken glass. A sight many newcomers thought to be grisly and inhuman. However, Timmy somehow rebounded and climbed the nearby dugout, while still strapped to his opponent, and elbow dropped Spike from off the dugout. Timmy won it all, including HCW gold that was probably worth more than all of the Special Olympic medals Timmy has ever won. My thoughts: Although the fans show no love for a handicapped athlete, his efforts should be respected. A wrestler of such small stature actually holds a warrior with hidden capability. We'll see how long Timmy's title reign will last, and how much longer wrestlers will underestimate his capability. After The Dynasty cut off all ties with the Sharpman, Spike's mind has not been on his fighting as of late. Instead, he looks for vengence in every opportunity he gets. This man is dangerous folks. Still Spike the Sharpman is a very valuable player in the game and I predict his return to the main event spotlight before the next MOTO.

And finally, the main event. Due to a conflict in schedules, the rematch between Mankind and the Wifebeater was postponed possibly until a later date. Also, Finneus Arbuckle was unable to attend as well. And so the main event started with Bad Brad, the thuggin nig of the Dynasty, who came out to a big crowd pop. Following him was Eric Wingender, the richest kid in Wheatland, who came out to the largest boo we have ever heard. And then came the Hoser, dressed in his canadian hockey gear, recieving a mixed reaction from the crowd, except for some anti-Canadian fans in the audiance. And last but not least, We We Man, the unexpected contender in the 4 way dance arrived with a mouth full of grass, a winter coat, and his Alf doll, which is much desired among the younger fans. And with these four wrestlers in the ring, the match began. Wings and Hoser started out the match with some brawling offense. Wings introduced more tacks into the match and Hoser was stripped of his shirt. Hardcore tack stickage followed and many fans were hooked into the action. More moves followed although it was hard to keep track of all the action that took place in the main match. Wings eventually found We We as his prime target and tossed him into the barbwire ring. This makeshift squared circle of barbed wire looked sick, as it had four posts, and three ropes of barbed wire. Wings attempted his new trademark Taurantula onto barbed wire, but both We We and Wings were so caught up in barbed wire that both wrestlers were trapped in a net of painful, sharp wire. After both wrestlers freed themselves from the barbed wire monstrosity, Wings quickly applied a boston crab to eliminate We We Man from the 4 Way Dance by rule of the first of four stipulations: the I Quit stip. Now Bad Brad, Hoser, and Wings were left. Wings and Hoser were quick to make an alliance against Brad. However, Wings and Hoser's pairup fell apart as Bad Brad frog splashed Eric Wings through a table to eliminate him from the match using the Tables match stip. So it was down to the Hoser and Bad Brad for the HCW Heavyweight title, the most distinguished title in the business. Bad Brad worked the upperhand on Hoser, using light tubes and brawling techniques. The Hoser was laid out onto a table set up near the Pavillion, and the fans urged for Brad to scale the roof and jump down. Bad Brad did in fact climb to the top of the Pavillion, but hesitated to jump because the tables were placed to far away. As he came back to the area where the Hoser lay limp and bleeding, the fans bitched at Brad for not jumping. Brad laughed back at the crowd though, since he had something else in store for the Hoser. Brad went backstage and grabbed a grate laced with barbed wire, a sick weapon that when the Hoser was planted on top of it and splashed into it, he passed out and Brad covered for the 3 count. Bad Brad was the winner of the extremely brutal 4 Way Gateway to Hell match, and the new HCW Heavyweight Champion. My thoughts: The most controversial subject of the Main Event was why Bad Brad didn't jump from the Pavillion through the table. Most fans could see Brad contemplating the jump from the peak of the Pavillion. A jump that could have seriously injured one of the biggest players of the game. Obviously, Brad was put through all hell during the main event. Any reason why he would have even jumped would have been considered suicidal. I guess you could say that the losers in this Gateway to Hell match were, health-wise, more fortunate than the winner.

There has been a rumour that a match to settle what was not finished at MOTO 2k1 is in the stages of planning. However, due to the amount of injury suffered by many of the key superstars in this federation, the next event won't be for sometime soon. Please keep checking back here though for more news and even clips of what went down at MOTO 2k1. That's all for now. Cheers. - Rob

Columns on M.O.T.O. : Dee The Mee Clay Ross

    Well folks, last year we put on a show that would since be known as the greatest HCW ppv ever. When fans hear the word HCW, the first thought that would come to mind would be the image of Teddy MV in the main event of Massacre on the Oatka 2000, struggling for balance on top of a roof, before he crashed through three flamming tables. Since then, that spot has set the standard for every HCW match. During the rest of 2000 and seven months into 2001, we at HCW have been trying our hardest to show off. Wrestlers have suffered light tube shots to their bare backs, fallen off roofs through pyramids of tables, taken multiple chair shots, been attacked with barbwire bats... it goes on and on. At some points, we even found ourselves to be the epitome of hardcore, extreme backyard wrestling. But we have come nowhere near the effect last years MOTO had on HCW fans.

But we promise... this year, it only gets better. We are not garbage wrestlers. We don't just hit ourselves over the head with random objects and call ourselves the best backyard wrestlers ever (although, that is one thing we are really good at).  We are backyard icons, god damn it! HCW puts on only the best shows. We combine high risk arial assault with technical maneuvers derived many styles of wrestling. We combine 'roughneck' and powermove tactics with extreme weaponry that sets the standard for backyard feds everywhere. For quality excitement, look no further than Hardcore Championship Wrestling. And call off all your plans on August 18th, because you're going to be attending the biggest show Scottisville has ever seen and that we have ever offered. Here's the card:

WAIT! There's more on this great event! Dee The Mee, HCW's own guru of all things wrestling related, and Clay Ross, HCW's own commentator who asks the real questions, bring you, the HCW Fan, their own take on this upcoming ppv!

   DEE THE MEE: Well HCW fans new and old, ur good old referee, announcers, cameraman, storyline writer and talent manager is back at the helms of one of the biggest summary's ever. We are just 9 days away from our biggest show ever! And folks this show sure as hell promises to deliver! You thought last years Massacre on the Oatka was good?changed HCW forever? put scottsville on the map?....well guess what, this years Massacre on the Oatka will make the one held in 2k look like an action zone! After everything is said and done on that fatal day on the 18th, and the it is in the books for ever, last years main event will look like a minser loco match on action zone. Let's take a look at what have lined up for the biggest day in our companys year and half extent.

    We start of the show with a very intresting match, that puts to totally differnt cultures and wrestling styles agaisnt each other. When the high flying luchadore Cpt. Loco puts up or shuts up agaisnt the Full Blooded Italien, Mafia Man from the Mob! I don't know what to exspect in this bout, but i can tell u one thing. This is a type of match that can make or break a career. Loco has been stumbling around the mid carder scene for a bit over a year now, holding only the US title. This is a must win match for him to proprell his wrestling career into the future, or a loss for him could put him in matches agaisnt Kyle Simonds opening action zone. But on the other hand, a win for a man who has been in only one match could actually give him more matches, and start the long process of climbing the ladder in HCW.

    The 2nd match on this masterfully machad made card is one that i think will add new meanings to the word hardcore, and after this match, Webster Inc. will add The Demon and Johnny Flair's pictures in the dictionary next to hardcore. This match was not made for all u choir boys, and this will defitnely not for the week at heart. Cause when u make a match that the object is to knock ur opponent totally out cold, and u throw in 2 of the sickest men in HCW, god only knows what happens. I promise u that after Demon Flair last man standing match, u may want to rethink booing either of them!

Well our 3rd match of MOTO, is one that is causing alot of problems behind the curtian. Some of the higher up in HCW beleive this match won't deliver, but on the other hand... and in my opinion, they set up of this match has the ablility to be an instant classic, and here's why. You have the man who put Teddy MV threw 3 tables, a man who hasn't gotten a shot at the World Gold since he lost to MV in November. You have a man who some could speculate his mind isn't as developed as some might think, a man who almost won that hellacious 3 way dance at D-day, a speacial olympic hero who beat the demon, at a blockparty in february for a a shot at the CE gold! And when u connect these to superstars at the wrist will a metal chain, this match could tear the house down! I beleive that this match is the biggest of the careers, cause this could change the way people look at these combatants forever! If they go out there, and prove all the doubters wrong, and work there asses off and put on one hell of a show. . .Then these 2 will have prosperus futures ahead of them in HCW, and will gain respect by many. But on the darker side, they go out there, unprepared, confused, botching spots...then they will be laughed at by every damn person back stage from the ring crew, to the commish him self. And all the doubters will be right, and say "hey i told u so". So spike and timmy, before u step into that match, on that sucidal saturday in August, u better be ready!

Alrighty, now onto talking about somthing that will be on a lighter note. Headlines go across my head. . ."Wife Beater vs Manking II:Rematch of the Century" this match may not be hardcore, this match may not be technical and this match may not be high flying...but i can tell u one damn thing to ur face and no it's not a lie, this match sure as hell will be entertaining! Last year we didn't think much of this match, but throw in a random board and that all changes. What will it be this year? trashcan? Dead Squirell? Shopping cart? or maybe even the return of the same board! I guess we will have to wait and see.

    Well now is time to talk about the biggest thing in the history of scottsville. . .u ask ur self, "is he talking about Amy Rose Pizza? the bowling alley? or oh i know, the george bridge!" but my friend, no it is not anyone of those, i will tell u what it is. It is a 35 man tourney that leads up to a fatal 5 Gateway to hell match. Gateway to hell match is simple, as a person gets eliminated, the stipulation of the match changes. So you start of with the first type of match, a submission match. So the first person out of the 5 people who taps out due to a submission is eliminated from that match. The 2nd is a tables stipulation, where one of the 4 men remaining gets driven threw a table in any shape or form, is gone from the match. Now u are down to 3 wrestlers left in the match, and the tpye of match gets worse, Inferno! The first person to get lit on fire, is then out of the match. So after all that, you are down to 2 men. . .and they have gone threw hell to get to where they are, they got threw a grueling tourney of 35 men, they have made people tap out, put threw tables, and even good god lit on fire! But now they are one step away from the biggest prize in the Industry, the HCW World title belt! And they don't call this a gateway to hell match for nothing, cause the type of match this changes into can sure be described as hell, a Barbwire Death match. Were they fight in a square of barbwire on posts! And the man who can get the 1-2-3, is the new HCW world champion, and will be remember forever in scottsville. And the 5 men who get etch there own bit of history on the 18th, will be Teddy MV, The Hoser, Phineas J. Arbuckle, Eric Wings and Bad Brad. Well i hope i have put some meaning behing MOTO in it's self, and i hope to see u at Johnson Park at 6:00 on August 18th 2001, a day that will live in infamy FOREVER!
-Dee the Mee 8.09.01

CLAY ROSS: -Well the HCW tournament is finished and done, all except for the fatal 5 way match at MOTO wich is now just a little over a week away. Teddy MV, Bad Brad, Eric Wings, Hoser, and Phineus have all worked their asses off for this event and I'm sure they will pull off a quality match. Get your cameras ready for this one.
- Wife Beater Vs. Mankind II ?! One yeaar ago when that match was thrown together because Hoser was injured, who would've dreamed that it would become and instant cult classic with the fans leading to a much hyped rematch.
-Will Bad Azz ever return?
-I'm glad to see that Timmy is back aftter his un timely car accident. Back in Febuary when Timmy one the #1 contendership, many predicted a bright future. I'm sure him and Spike will deliver in their match.
-Tentavily, Jimbu is supposed to take oon Kyle Simonds. However, there is a rumor going around that the higher-ups may instead go with Captain Loco Vs. The Mysterious Man from the Mafia. Either match is sure to make a great opener.
-Will We We kill again? Watch out... -I do not know if even Johnny Flair willl be able to stop the demon, looking to avenge his loss to captain loco for the US belt last year at MOTO.
-There have been many backstage problemms as of late, mainly revolving around Timmy the special olympic hero. Apparently, some people just do not think he has what it takes. Hopefully, Spike Vs. Timmy will open some people's eyes.
-Where the hell have the HCW tag team bbelts gone?

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