This page is
dedicated to those who lead an alternative lifestyle in crime. Our
members have all achieved the status of "Wanted Felon," and most of
them have received the "Ex-Prisoner" award, as well. The Harrisburg
Felon Society would like to congratulate Tyler S. on his legal exit from prison. He has been rewarded the Prison Survival Award; Sara T. received the Honorable Mention. Congratulations, Felons! Currently, all members are on parole and/or probation. Jesse W. also receives the Paid-in-Full Award for completing his restitution and community service requirements. Our other members are expected to follow suit late next year. For now, though, we would like to remind our members to get that pesky community service out of the way!
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Background Info
The Gay Mafia, Subsidiary of HFS
This site is
updated often, so be sure to check back! Coming soon: Keep up-to-date on local market conditions with our review of the month's Crime Watch section of the Patriot News. We'll keep you informed if someone's steppin in on yo turf.
Want to find out
how you can become a member of the Harrisburg Felon Society, and have your personal page linked to our site? Have a suggestion for our Useful Links list?
Disclaimer: This site is intended as a
farce and should not be considered a threat to anyone's personal safety. The people represented on this page are fictitious and even if they were actual people, they would of course be very remorseful and ashamed of their crimes. Truly.