For the Criminal who wishes to receive the "Most Successful Bail Jumping" award. This site has just about everything you'll need to know for when the time comes.

The one-stop shopping experience for the serious felon. Desperately want that "Most Crimes in One Year" award? Don't wait until it's too late to realize you could have used that grappling hook. Our favorite item? The "Evacuator." You'll see what we mean.

This site claims that their products will guarantee that you pass your drug test. So when your probation officer shows up unexpectedly, outsmart him! The Harrisburg Felon Society believes that one night of drug usage shouldn't be enough to send you to prison for months at a time. If you feel the same way, then this site is worth checking out.

One of the best organized crime sites available to the public, as far as we know. Or as far as you're allowed to know before we have to kill you. Either or, really. Also contains a link to a reported chop shop.

This site has links to several aspects of the world of crime, including the law enforcement aspect and the personal protection aspect. The Harrisburg Felon Society says: KNOW YOUR ENEMY!

Find your neighborhood Kinko's, scan a friend's personal identification documents, and get to work on the Kinko's graphics workstations. When you're all done, you'll have a brand new identity. Best of all, you can laminate your new social security card and birth certificate at the Kinko's laminating station!

This is a good site for the criminal who needs a diversion, such as fireworks and smokebombs. There are different recipes for the criminal's choice of smoke, colored flames, and loud bangs.

Check to see if the weather's right for your planned errands, or see if you made the headlines! Get directions to that out-of-the-way high-tech business, or get ideas for your next target.