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| Episode 6: The Funny Farm |
| Page 11 |
| �2001 by Rebecca J. Burke & Hashbrown Casserole for the Matchbox Twenty Soul, Inc. |
| �Kyle?� �NO ONE TOUCHES THE KYLE BEARD,� he shouted, and started to rub his hairy chin. �Oh crap�Adam?� �I�m fine. Why wouldn�t I be?� Adam asked. �But the Gnope thing�this is why we brought you here!� Brian said, worried. Adam just laughed and brushed it off. �Oh pish! I�m fine. Petey and I had a long talk, and that�s all over. I�m just good old Uncle Adsy now.� �Thank God!� Brian said, and started to laugh. �I guess we�re all okay now.� Rob, Paul, and Kyle just glared at Brian. Brian shut up, and then decided to turn on the radio. �How�s a little music to calm us down?� and he turned up the volume just as �If You�re Gone� began to play. Kyle giggled, and Paul shrieked, and needless to say, Kyle ended up having to take a cab back home. But we�ll let you figure out the rest. |
| NEXT TIME, on As The Match Burns... God knows what may or may not happen. Let it be known that Kyle won't be having sex with any songs soon. Maybe. I dunno, sure, I should be saying what the author paid me to say, but hell, I get paid by the word, and she didn't write much, so there. Note: The author would like to thank Smashley and RestlessAddict for inspiring her to create such odd representations of them. heeheehee |