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| Episode 6: The Funny Farm |
| Page 10 |
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| Rob thought he got an answer there, and nodded his head in comprehension. �I think they understand that where she�s from�I mean, they�re not stupid, just, um�weird, tall, and twangish,� Rob thought. �So tell me more about what you all will be doing,� he asked Joy. �Wells, we�ll teach um howsta be a member of so-sigh-et-ee,� she said, smiling at the hunk of juicy Rob meat in front of her. �Wow, he�s so hot,� she thought to herself. �I wonder if he�ll let me touch him!� �That�s nice�so, tell me more about�HEY! THIS THING IS EATING ME!� Rob screamed, as the sheep ate off his pants, leaving only boxers with little pictures of Paul on them. *pauses mid-story to allow everyone to ponder over a half-naked Rob* �Oh meohmyoh!� Joy cried, trying to get the sheep off of Rob. �My pants! Even though they weren�t my normal leather ones with Beep Beep enhancing features, STILL! My PANTS!� Rob screamed again, trying to get away from the deadly sheep. �Hold on, lemme git it off ya�whoa HEY BABEE�� Joy exclaimed, suddenly noticing that Rob had no hair at all on his legs. �Oh, ah, this, this is nothing!� Rob shrieked, trying to cover his very naked legs. �Damn they�re smoooooooooth!� Joy laughed, pointing at them. �Listen, Mari and I had a sex experiment go awry�Nair everywhere�just, just�give me your toga!� Rob begged, hoping no one walked in on them. �Hell no!� Joy said, backing away from Rob and still laughing. �AHH!!! Give it to me!� Rob yelled, and yanked the bright yellow toga off of Joy, and wrapped it around his waist, then running out of the barn to the safety of the Navigator. Joy, fortunately wearing clothes underneath the toga, continued to laugh, and fell to the ground, rolling on the floor, unable to stop. �BECAUSE UR SO SMOOOTH!� she sang loudly. Rob briefly turned as he ran and saw her rolling on the floor and turned bright red. �DAMN NAIR!� he thought. �Oh man, this is so embarrassing!� Suddenly, he collided with Paul, Kyle, Adam, and Brian all in front of the Navigator. The five of them just looked at each other for a moment, and then piled into the vehicle, each in his own normal seat, and peeled away. �Get us OUT of here,� Paul screamed, as Holly started chasing the vehicle, followed by Sasha and Joy, but they shortly stopped, noticing Petey wandering around in a paper hat, and became more interested in that silly sight. Making it to the end of the long driveway, Brian threw his contract out the window, and a very hungry Mary Lou caught it, and ate it up. �What was that?� Adam asked. �NOTHING.� Brian said, giving Adam a Look. �I almost DIED!� Kyle and Paul said at the same time, both out of breath. �Oh my poor pants,� Rob wailed, glancing down at the sheet covering his naked legs. The group then remained silent for a mile, all in shock. Then Brian spoke. �Okay, okay�are we all okay? I mean, will we all be okay eventually? Rob?� �Yes�I just need to get some damn pants, man,� Rob said, sniffling. �Paul?� �I swear to god�if I ever see that fucking horse devil shit thing again, I�m going to shoot it,� Paul exclaimed, carefully adjusting his sock hat, and making sure it was secure. |