| Quotes from book 2, Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets: |
| * "How about- we had to write an essay about our hero at school, Mr. Mason, and I wrote about you." -Dudley Dursley * "Yeah, I've seen those things they think are gnomes. Like fat little Santa Clauses with fishing rods..." -Ron Weasley * Ron's old shooting star was often outstripped by passing butterflies. * In a tiny junk shop they found Percy, deeply immersed in a small and deeply boring book called Prefects Who Gained Power. "A study of Hogwarts prefects and their later careers," Ron read aloud off the back cover. "That sounds fascinating..." * "I mean, a few people have heard of you, haven't they? All that business with He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named! I know, I know- it's not quite as good as winning Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile award five times in a row, as I have." -Gilderoy Lockhart * As Wood launced into a speech about his new tactics, Fred Weasley's head dropped right onto Alicia Spinnet's shoulder and he began to snore. * Harry could see that the file cabinets contained details of every pupil Filch had ever punished. Fred and George Weasley had an entire draw to themselves. * "Get to that Snitch before Malfoy or die trying, Harry, because we've got to win today, we've got to." "So no pressure, Harry." -Oliver Wood, Fred Weasley * "Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..." "It is not a laughing matter," Percy said coldly. "Oh, get out of the way, Percy. Harry's in a hurry." "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant." - Fred, George, and Percy Weasley * "You know what, Harry, if he doesn't stop trying to save your life he's going to kill you." -Ron Weasley |
| Quotes from Book 3, Harry Potter And The Prisioner Of Azkaban: |
| * "I knew it! Ern! Ern! Guess 'oo Neville is, Ern! 'E's 'Arry Potter! I can see 'is scar!" -Stan Shunpike * "I thought we'd seen the worst when we bought two hundred copies of The Invisible Book Of Invisibility- cost us a fortune, and we never found them..." -manager of Flourish And Blotts * "I hope you're well?" said Percy pompously, shaking hands. It was rather like being introduced to the mayor. "Very well, thanks- " "Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply. "Simply splendid to see, old boy- " "Marvelous!" said George, pushing Red aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing." -Percy Weasley, Harry Potter, Fred and George Weasley * "The Ministry's providing a couple of cars," said Mr. Weasley. "Why?" said Percy curiously. "It's because of you, Perce," said George seriously. "And there'll be little flags on the hoods, with HB on them- " " -for Humungous Bighead," said Fred. -Mr. Weasley, Percy, Fred, and George Weasley * "The falcon... my dear, you have a deadly enemy." "But everyone knows that," said Hermione. "Well, they do. Everybody knows about Harry and You-Know-Who." -Professor Trelawney, Hermione Granger * "You look in excellent health to me, Potter, so you will excuse me if I don't let you off your homework today. I assure you if you die, you need not hand it in." -Professor McGonagall * "The Grim's not an omen, it's a cause of death! And Harry's still with us because he's not stupid enough to see one and think, right, well, I'd better kick the bucket then!" -Hermione Granger * "We've got two unbeatable beaters." "Stop it, Oliver, you're embarassing us," said Fred and George Weasley together, pretending to blush. "And then there's me," added Wood as an after thought. "We think you're very good too, Oliver," said George. "Spanking good Keeper," said Fred. -Oliver Wood, Fred and George Weasley * "Honestly, am I the only person that's read Hogwarts, A History?" "Probably." -Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley * "Oliver, calm down! We're taking Hufflepuff very seriously. Seriously." -Fred Weasley * "Where is Wood?" "Still in the showers. We think he's trying to drown himself." -Harry Potter, Fred Weasley * "Well, when we were in our first year, Harry- young, carefree, and innocent- " Harry snorted. He doubted whether Fred and George had ever been innocent. -George Weasley, Harry Potter * "Scabbers bit Goyle for us once!" said Ron miserably. "Remember, Harry?" "Yeah, that's true." "His finest hour," said Fred, unable to keep a straight face. "Let the scar on Goyle's finger stand as a lasting tribute to his memory." -Ron Weasley, Harry Potter, Fred Weasley. * "Chang's comet is just no match for it, the Firebolt's percision- balance is really noticable in these long- " "JORDAN! ARE YOU BEING PAID TO ADVERTISE FIREBOLTS? GET ON WITH THE COMMENTARY!" -Lee Jordan, Professor McGonagall * "Would anyone like me to help them interpret the shadowy portents within their orb?" "I don't need help," Ron whispered. "It's obvious what this means. There's going to be loads of fog tonight." -Professor Trelawney, Ron Weasley * "Have either of you seen my copy of Numerology and Gramatica?" "Oh, yeah, I borrowed it for a bit of bedtime reading." -Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley |