Sirius Black
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| Sirius Black... Crest Whitening Stripes? by Dick | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Ahhhhhh...... yes, Sirius Black. He is my favorite character and always will be. Not a muggle or wizard alive can resist the persona he exhibits when they are in the same room with him. Please be prepared for more of the charm he has previously bestowed upon us all in this very interview you are about to read. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| More delightful pictures of Sirius Black |
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| First of all, I would like to begin by telling you that I am a true Sirius Black fan and that If it were my choice... you never would have died in the 5th book. And please know that I say that with great sincerity. *(Smile and wink). | |
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| Well thank you very much. It's always nice to have admirers, but in a more serious note... my death in the 5th book really only had a small effect on my life. As Harry will soon figure out, I am not really "dead" parse. If you know what I mean. I will always be there for him, whether or not he knows it for sure. On the brighter side of thngs, after my death, my hair has been replenished with luster and more bounce, and my teeth are once again pearly whites... as you can see. *(A large grin appears on his face). | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Well I must say Sirius, you are right about that. Because we are on the subject, I heard rumors that you have been chosen out of the select few to become a new Crest Whitening Stripes Model. I heard you even beat Brad Pitt, Heath Leger, and Ben Aflec to getting the part. I'm dying with anticipation, please do tell if these rumors are true? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Please take notice that these pictures were taken before Sirius's death. Yuck... bad teeth still kickin'. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Well Dick, you are correct. I also beat out Matt Damon and Josh Hartnet, but thats besides the point. *(Chuckle chuckle). No really, it's great! I have all this new time on my hands to do whatever I please. Who knew death would be so invigorating! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| It's nice to see you doing so well Sirius. I really couldn't be happier for you. Now if you don't mind I'd like to ask you a personal question. Soooooo... Sirius, how's the love life as a dead man? I mean... do things still work? And more importantly... can you date the living? *(Crossing legs and moving closer towards Sirius). | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Well, just to confirm any questions hanging around that might cause doubts in my abilities... everything is working great. Better than ever I must say! And of course I can date the living. Although I am "dead", I can still have contact with the living in many many ways... *(he licks his lips), including in the near future when I will contact Harry. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| That's always nice to hear Sirius. Very nice indeed. *(she starts to purr without any agknowledgement of it at all). It was a pleasure talking to you and I hope to hear more from you in the future and good luck in your career as well! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Now please notice that these photos were taken after his death. What does this suggest you might ask? Well, if you didn't have faith before... you need to reassess because someone up there must really like him to replace those rotten gums and teeth of his. Death did things for him that mouthwash and propper dental care never could. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| No, thank you Dick. The pleasure was all mine. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| They both shake hands and Dick begins to lick Sirius's face. This goes on without interuption for 5 minutes... until the camera man is hastily pushed out of the room into the hall and the office door is shut behind him. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Please remember to brush your teeth... even in prison | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||