Harry Potter and the Mystery of the Movies Part One of 923492378492
ALL BY O'HENRY. This are one hundred percent accurate because O'Henry has seen the movies a bazillion and wang times and even randomly quotes quotes from it while yelling at the rest of the squad What is movie that from??? Huh?? You call youselves TRUE Harry Potter fans. Then we all crawl under a house, rocking back and forth while O'Henry tapes our eyes open and makes us watch the movies. We really lobe her.
Here is movie number one, This where we are introduced to a young sex symbol, aka Hagrid. hahahahahhaha No, I was just kidding, I really meant Dumbledore and by Dumbledore I mean Hedwig. Jeez, I'm so hilarious.
So far so good. Here is the second one. Duh, hahahaha the sex symbol in this one is. . . .the basilisk. C'mon it looks like a green, scaly penis! WHAT IS SEXIER THAN THAT SILLY DRESS MAKER!?!?!
The mostest recent one. I won't even go into sex symbols here because just thinking about Peter Pettigrew gives me the female equivalent of a boner which is. . . I don't know. I don't want to get into that right now. It's not the right time. I'm so sorry. How can I make this up to you? I feel terrible. I'm so so so sorry.
Clicking on the pic takes you to O'Henry's reviewwwwws
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And of course, clicking here will take you to any info O'Henry can get her sexy hands on dealing with the fourth movie (of course anything relevant not something like GEORGE who is an extra JUST WROTE IN HIS ONLINE BLOG ABOUT BEING IN THE FILM FOR 1.3 SECONDS GO READ). Read it oooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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