Harpercraft Exams: Origami Awards!
These awards were given all in fun to some of the people that participated in the exam. No offense intended, just entertainment.
Jay C. Hormel Award: Reinventing Spam
Kestria, for her minor dissertations on our one-word answers.
Menolly Award: Promising Apprentice
Ellena, our second highest scorer after only two weeks in the craft.
Alliteration Award
Zanadia, for her interpretation of a whole-tone scale... "All the
A's, all the B's."
Stranger in a Strange Land Award
Kyre, the only non-harper to participate.
Proddy Greenrider Award
Kitessa, for recommending we use them to protect hides.
Stormtrooper Award: Shooting Himself in the Foot
Rain, for dicounting his own correct answers and guessing something
else.
Terry Pratchett Award: Humor Under Fire
Ambar, for assorted jokes throughout the exam, and a reference
to the color of magic.
Professor Award
Oriana, for grading the questions.
Repressed Artist Award
Khayet, the performance specialist with a perfect score on only
the art exam.
Revisionist Alphabetizer Award: Suppression of the Letter E
Arialla, for listing a scale as: C, D, D#, F, G, A, B, C
Brevity Award
Laurenlee, for successfully summarizing Jaxom's life in 16 words.
Parental Disapproval Award
Saundethen, for suggesting Conclave ground an abusive Lord Holder.
Barney Denial Award
Reeba, for listing every color except purple as either warm
or cool.
Feminist Award
Sapphira, for making it clear that only men can have "base" voices.
Religion Award: Analogizing the Vatican
Kandar, for managing to draw a parallel between Crafthalls and
the Vatican.
Agoraphobia Award: Fear of Open Spaces
Kellira, for replacing any blank answers with ???????.
Closure Award
Loeree, the only person to go up and down the scale in listing
the progression of whole and half steps.
Teraille Wannabe Award: Overuse of Colons and Semicolons.
Azalea: she of the fancy punctuation; watch out for this one!
See the other Origami Awards.
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