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| "What does that C on your jersey stand for? Selfish?" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Just a simple rant against the uneducated majority which populates this planet. Lists, links, whatever. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1. George W. Bush 2. Pat Robertson 3. Jerry Falwell 4. Bob Riley 5. Roy Moore 6. Jesus 7. Fred Phelps 8. Mom 9. James Dobson 10. Jack Chick |
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| So-called "patriots" really need to get a clue. I'm sick of being called communist and un-American for speaking my mind. This country is treading the same path that National Socialism took Germany down, and nobody seems to realize it but me. And those people who claim to love America the most are killing its essence- freedom. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Wow, here's a real bunch of psychos. These people shouldn't be out of their cells in order to use computers. They make the average, run-of-the-mill lunatic look perfectly sane. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| I've heard many Christians say that a thousand monkeys banging on a thousand typewriters could never reproduce the works of Shakespeare. They use this analogy to say that This world could never have formed, nor life have emerged, out of total chaos. This is total lunacy. Give me some immortal monkeys, some eternal typewriters, and an infinite amount of time, and I swear to you that yes, somewhere along the way, the monkeys will bank out the entire works of Shakespeare. It will take a long time, as there is an insanely huge number of buttons that will have to be hit in order, but it will happen. That's the thing with infinity. Everything has to happen an infinite number of times. Of course, some things happen more than others, but it's infinity. Therefore, habitable worlds with life would have to exist an infinite number of times in an infinite universe. We just haven't found them yet. So nyah, theist imbeciles. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| "It is interesting, that termites don't build things, and the great builders of our nation almost to a man have been Christians, because Christians have the desire to build something. He is motivated by love of man and God, so he builds. The people who have come into (our) institutions (today) are primarily termites. They are into destroying institutions that have been built by Christians, whether it is universities, governments, our own traditions, that we have.... The termites are in charge now, and that is not the way it ought to be, and the time has arrived for a godly fumigation." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| You have to see this! Learn how diabetes is a squid-like demon that attacks 10 parts of your body. Discover the evils of demonically-influenced yawning, nausea, and just about every other normal biological function! Scary! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Republicans are good and look out for the well-being of America! |  |
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| I'm sick and tired of people ranting about devil worshippers. Nobody worships the devil. When I say nobody, of course, I mean almost nobody. Satanists don't worship Satan, they worship themselves. They worship the animal in humanity. Check out the Church of Satan (above) and read a little about their philosophy. Some occultists try to summon demons, but they don't worship them. You don't worship that which you are trying to dominate, bind, and force to do your bidding. The Yezdi cult in Iran is probably the only real group that worshipps the devil. The do so because they believe in an omni-benevolent God that will let everybody into heaven, so they worship Satan to get ahead in the temporal world. And then, there are a few inverse-Catholics who worship Satan, but I doubt they do it seriously. However, some people insist that witches, occultists, goths, et al. are devil worshippers. Get over yourselves and get an education. You sound like you're illiterate or something. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| I'm tired of the government trying to legislate my morality. I've said it for years, and I'll just say it again. If you don't believe in abortion...DON'T GET ONE! If you don't believe gambling is ethical...DON'T DO IT! If you believe that videos of hot, passionalte, anal sex between two consenting muscle-gods is immoral...DON'T WATCH IT! I will get along just fine with my private little self, doing whatever I see fit, without any of you telling me what is right and what is wrong. If I we make abortion, gambling, and porn illegal because it offends your sensibilities, we should also make stupidity illegal, because you exhibit an amazing amount and it offends me. One man's trash is another man's treasure. Just because you don't enjoy the fun doesn't mean you should take it away from the rest of us. Get over yourselves. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Sigh, it's turning into a pet peeve of mine. There is entirely too much misinformation on the internet. Too many people run around spreading complete bullshit and misleading the poor moronic public. There are too many people who believe everything they read, and if you are one, you should be shot. I especially like the picture of the Halloween bonfire that has the caption "Bring up Demons!" written across it in barely readable letters. These people, though, are obviously just smart enough to be dangerous. They seem to know things that they shouldn't. Since they talk in all seriousness about the Illuminati, though, I expect that they will be eliminated shortly. The Order doesn't like people who tell tales. I am very impressed by the fact that their page denouncing Satan has a Baphomet with the Hebrew letters LVTHN around it, much like the one you saw earlier on my page. Wonder if they know it's a reference to Leviathan, the book by Hobbes that is the Bible of the Illuminati? Oh, and they talk about things like the Origen of HELL (sic!). Anyways, here's the freakin' link: | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Bilbo Baggins, at the Council of Elrond, upbraiding Boromir of Gondor, Heir to the Tower of Guard, for doubting that Aragorn, son of Arathorn, is the rightful King of Gondor: | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Not all those that wander are lost. The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring, Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king. � J. R. R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring |
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| Stupid Boromir, thinking that that ratty looking, unwashed, stringy haired man couldn't possibly be your king as foretold by the prophecy you've heard all your life. Orcs do us favors when they shoot the incompetent. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| And, if you liked "Conversations With An Idiot" you'll like the following: | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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