| hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:04:58 PM): hi!
rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:05:05 PM): ...hi hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:05:13 PM): i deny your god and spit on his works rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:05:26 PM): why? hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:05:31 PM): because i wanna rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:05:37 PM): you think he is dead? hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:05:49 PM): i think he never existed hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:05:54 PM): but if he did, he's dead now rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:05:56 PM): de does not sleep nor sluber rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:06:01 PM): m' hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:06:02 PM): and if he's not i'll kill him rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:06:14 PM): well i think you are decieved hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:06:19 PM): i don't sluber much myself rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:06:31 PM): and you have believed a lie hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:06:35 PM): no, you have hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:06:39 PM): one called jehovah rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:06:54 PM): yes you know his name hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:06:57 PM): i pity you, and will pray to my god for your soul rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:07:05 PM): he is Magnificent hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:07:11 PM): yes, my god is magnificent hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:07:18 PM): yours is a petty charlatan rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:07:24 PM): he can shake the heavens and the earth will move out of her place hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:07:37 PM): mine spun the heavens and earth out of himself hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:07:46 PM): and one day will rip them both asunder hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:07:57 PM): also, my god's older than your god rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:08:11 PM): the only True GOD is the GOD of hevean who made all things...did you god make all things? hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:08:24 PM): yep, and he's better than your god hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:08:31 PM): yours just stole the credit from him rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:08:41 PM): well the GOD of heaven......lives from everlasting to everlasting rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:09:01 PM): you god seems to be dieing hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:09:03 PM): well, my god is older than yours, rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:09:05 PM): r hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:09:09 PM): you don't even know my god's name hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:09:22 PM): and he's not dying, science itself says he's growing in size and power rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:09:26 PM): how can he be older when my lives forever and ever? rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:09:42 PM): how old is your god? hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:10:09 PM): he was around when energy turned into matter hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:10:22 PM): i'm not sure how much older he was than that, because he was the one that caused that to happen rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:10:31 PM): well my GOD lived before energy hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:10:44 PM): how do you know that hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:11:08 PM): i'm just being honest, we don't know much about what was going on before the big bang, you're just taking somebody's word for it that your god was around before that rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:11:15 PM): because the bible says he is from everlasting to everlasting and there is none like him hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:11:28 PM): how do you know this "bible" isn't pulling your leg? hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:11:37 PM): you shouldn't believe everything you read rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:11:50 PM): no it's not because the GOD of heaven never lies rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:11:57 PM): he is perfect hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:11:59 PM): my god lies all the time hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:12:04 PM): he thinks it's funny, and i have to agree rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:12:23 PM): well ...my GOD ...is Holy rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:12:30 PM): he does not sin hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:12:31 PM): he's not doing it in a mean way, it's just that he's a funny god hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:12:38 PM): of course not, none of the gods sin rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:12:39 PM): never thought of sining hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:12:55 PM): they make the rules that say what sin is, so how could they sin? hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:13:09 PM): if i made the rules, i wouldn't sin either rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:13:14 PM): all other gods are false....but the GOD of heaven,..GOD of the bible is the only true GOD hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:13:22 PM): no, my god's there too hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:13:26 PM): and he's better than your god hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:13:39 PM): i'll pray to him that you see the light of his glory hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:13:49 PM): and turn from this false god you worship rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:14:48 PM): your god is a creature but mine is the CREATOR...would you rather believe in a creature or the CREATOR who made the creature? hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:15:05 PM): i don't know what you're talking about hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:15:11 PM): my god is a god just like yours is hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:15:14 PM): only mine is better hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:15:22 PM): anything people worship becomes a god to them rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:15:27 PM): truth is all what matters hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:15:35 PM): hah! hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:15:37 PM): that's bullshit! hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:15:47 PM): it's all what people believe, there is no truth rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:15:48 PM): you can have agod but if he is a liar what good is he? hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:15:54 PM): a funny god hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:16:06 PM): your god takes himself too seriously, from what i understand hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:16:10 PM): doesn't understand a good joke rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:16:13 PM): would you believe in a liar and not a person who is faiithful? hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:16:26 PM): i believe in liars all the time hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:16:33 PM): he doesn't lie about important things, just to be funny hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:16:47 PM): and he always tells me he's just joking if i listen for him to rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:16:51 PM): my GOD is pleased with them that obey ..him yes...he does smile to them hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:17:08 PM): ok, you're losing me, try to speak lucidly hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:17:17 PM): my god doesn't care what the fuck you do rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:17:35 PM): you do not know about the GOD of heaven who created you in your mothers womb? hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:17:47 PM): no, my mommy and daddy having sex created me in my mother's womb rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:17:55 PM): well my GOD is righteous hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:18:03 PM): because he defined what righteous is rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:18:13 PM): does not GOD have the power to shut the womb? hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:18:14 PM): my god is righteous too, in that he acts only in accordance with his nature rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:18:35 PM): you only exist because he wanted you to know that he is GOD hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:18:39 PM): i don't know, i don't worship your god so i don't know what magic powers he has hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:18:52 PM): no, i exist because mommy and daddy had sex, try to keep up rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:19:07 PM): HOW CAN YOUR GOD BE RIGHTEOUS WHEN HE LIES?...DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF RIGHTEOUSNESS? rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:19:18 PM): god' hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:19:20 PM): yes, righteousness is whatever a god sais is good hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:19:28 PM): you don't understand what i'm saying hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:19:37 PM): when i said he lies, i didn't mean the bad kind of lying rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:19:40 PM): you said your god lies right? hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:19:42 PM): i just meant that he tells jokes hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:19:51 PM): do y ou know what jokes are? rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:19:52 PM): you said he lies rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:19:59 PM): scroll back hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:20:02 PM): i was making a point hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:20:16 PM): telling something that is not literally true is a lie hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:20:23 PM): but it's not a bad lie unless it hurts somebody hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:20:31 PM): most jokes involve a small lie rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:20:40 PM): so your god lies right? hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:20:46 PM): literally, yes hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:20:53 PM): because he is a humorous god hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:21:15 PM): but he's still more powerful than your god rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:21:18 PM): a lie is alie ,...there is no small ...there is no big lie,..all recieve the same punishment hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:21:24 PM): says your god rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:21:33 PM): and it is the truth hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:21:33 PM): my god says it's ok to tell funny lies, as long as they don't hurt people hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:21:40 PM): and that's the truth too hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:21:51 PM): there are lots of truths, and in that truth becomes irrelevant rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:21:58 PM): where is your god? hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:22:03 PM): everywhere hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:22:09 PM): and he's getting bigger hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:22:48 PM): (i blame his unhealthy diet for that, though) rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:22:48 PM): what do you mean he is getteng bigger? hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:22:57 PM): the second law of thermodynamics rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:23:02 PM): you god eats? hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:23:13 PM): no, that was one of those "joke" things i mentioned earlier rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:23:15 PM): r' rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:23:38 PM): science is nothing rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:23:40 PM): i study hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:23:40 PM): i like you, you're a little uptight, but you seem nice rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:23:55 PM): science you can't tell me there is a science god hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:24:07 PM): no, there is "science" god hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:24:19 PM): you asked who said my god is getting bigger and i told you rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:24:21 PM): how old are you? hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:24:24 PM): 21 hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:24:26 PM): and you? rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:24:29 PM): 21 hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:24:35 PM): cool! hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:24:46 PM): where are you from? rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:24:58 PM): i live in new york rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:25:01 PM): u? hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:25:04 PM): me too! rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:25:10 PM): where? hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:25:11 PM): we should go out for drinks sometime! rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:25:22 PM): brooklyn here hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:25:24 PM): albany rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:26:19 PM): i know alot of scientists who.....believe in the GOD of heaven hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:26:27 PM): that's nice hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:26:34 PM): i know a lot of dumbasses who believe in him too hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:26:41 PM): just because somebody believes something doesn't make it true rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:27:04 PM): they are not what you call them ...you wanna know why? hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:27:24 PM): who are not wha...? you lost me there rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:28:01 PM): you just called people who believe in GOD a name hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:28:11 PM): ahhhh hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:28:23 PM): no, i just called them dumbasses because they haven't the sense god gave a cockroach hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:28:41 PM): the fact that they believe in your god is irrelevant to the fact that they have absolutely no sense rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:28:46 PM): wanna know why they are not that?....? hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:28:50 PM): why? rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:29:41 PM): because when CHRIST returns,....he will take them to heaven and he will make them kings and princeses to the GOD of heaven hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:29:50 PM): that's nice rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:29:58 PM): and that is the truth! hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:29:59 PM): my god's gonna destroy heaven one day, though hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:30:04 PM): too bad for them rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:30:44 PM): nope!,....your god doesn't know where heaven is i suppose! hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:30:55 PM): no, my god's gonna destroy everything in the end hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:31:09 PM): heaven, the earth, your laundry, everything rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:31:23 PM): well ....what is the name of your god? hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:31:28 PM): chaos rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:32:01 PM): heaven can never be destroyed ,,,u wanna know y? hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:32:11 PM): don't care, because you're wrong on that point hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:32:23 PM): chaos will destroy all things in all possible dimensions hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:32:42 PM): it's just too bad for the people who'll be homeless rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:33:03 PM): heaven is not made with hands,...that is why it will never be destroyed hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:33:14 PM): doesn't matter, the earth wasn't made with hands either hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:33:20 PM): it's still gonna get destroyed one day hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:33:29 PM): but don't worry, it's probably not for a long time yet rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:33:31 PM): nope ...that is a lie hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:33:35 PM): ...however, shit happens, sometimes hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:33:43 PM): i just hope you see the light one day hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:33:54 PM): deny your false god and see the glory of the One True God! hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:34:09 PM): he's completely indifferent to you! rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:34:32 PM): which true god....only THE ONE IN HEAVEN IS hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:34:42 PM): nope, mine is hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:34:50 PM): yours is a cheap knockoff brand hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:35:29 PM): you're not very bright, are ya? rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:36:37 PM): what? rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:36:53 PM): i don't rely on myself now hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:36:57 PM): i just don't think you realize that we're talking about two different gods hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:37:04 PM): and you're not gonna convince me to worship yours hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:37:16 PM): so i don't know why you're shouting all this propaganda hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:37:36 PM): i just wish you'd see the light and worship my god because he's better than yours rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:37:49 PM): because my GOD is powerful.... hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:37:53 PM): so is mine rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:38:15 PM): i don't rely on me but.....but on him for all thing hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:38:21 PM): and one day he'll take me in his arms and disperse my atoms to the far reaches of the universe hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:38:36 PM): mine randomly gave me intelligence so i wouldn't have to bug him all the time hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:39:23 PM): god gave me the tools to work with so i wouldn't have to rely on anybody, not even him hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:39:45 PM): he does send some good things my way sometimes, but that's just random rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:39:50 PM): intelligience,..is worthiless when you don't have CHRIST in you... hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:40:01 PM): no, my intelligence is pretty valuable hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:40:09 PM): see, i'm in MENSA and i can sell my sperm hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:40:17 PM): so it has a good deal of value rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:41:39 PM): mine has given me eternal life!!! hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:41:47 PM): i'm sorry rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:42:08 PM): my GOD has given me eternal life hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:42:15 PM): i heard you, and i'm sorry about that hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:42:22 PM): your god must be a vengeful god rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:42:36 PM): he is love hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:42:39 PM): mine's gonna let me go to sleep some day, i hope hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:42:59 PM): mine is funny hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:43:26 PM): i mean, look around at all the funny things he has created! hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:43:37 PM): the duckbilled platypus, for example hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:43:46 PM): my god created that and laughed rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:44:30 PM): like you punish a lawless chiild so does my GOD punish the lwaless,,,,,,,and like you reward an obedient child so does GOD do to the obedient hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:44:47 PM): my god doesn't punish or reward anybody, he just is hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:44:55 PM): you make your own punishments or rewards hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:45:23 PM): also, my god doesn't bother me with all those rules hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:45:45 PM): he just leaves me alone, except when he completely takes control of my life and makes it fun and exciting hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:46:48 PM): sometimes i put my underwear on my head and bang on a pan with a wooden spoon and do the Entropy Dance in his honor rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:47:01 PM): did yo hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:47:20 PM): because that's a fun way to worship chaos rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:47:26 PM): consequencies hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:47:27 PM): lots better than stuffy, boring church services rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:47:29 PM): ? rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:47:37 PM): apply everywhere? rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:47:42 PM): in life hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:47:44 PM): what are you talking about? hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:48:04 PM): speak in one post, preferrably in a complete, coherent thought rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:48:07 PM): do you know what consequencies are? hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:48:16 PM): yes, they're the things that happen as a result of your actions rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:48:28 PM): how come your god does not have any laws? hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:48:41 PM): oh, he has laws, but they only apply to him rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:48:45 PM): everything you do has consequencies hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:48:48 PM): i guess he thinks we can make it up as we go along hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:48:57 PM): and your point...? rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:49:18 PM): so how come he does not punish when you break his laws? hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:49:31 PM): because he doesn't have rules for me, just for himself hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:49:35 PM): he doesn't care what i do hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:49:49 PM): he doesn't even care that i worship him, but i do it anyway rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:50:04 PM): bye hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:50:09 PM): that was abrupt hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:50:17 PM): chaos bless you! rbrtokello (10/16/2005 9:50:22 PM): busy hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:50:28 PM): ahhh, masturbating? hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:50:40 PM): i've been doing that for the past half hour and still managed to talk to you hardyparty (10/16/2005 9:51:04 PM): have a random night! |
| Sometimes I amuse myself by going into Christian chatrooms and "talking" to people. And by "talking" to people, I mean talking to "people." Because I'm pretty sure they're not people, but some sort of genetically inferior subspecies that should be wiped out. Like termites. Eugenics, anyone? If you're ever in one of these chatrooms and see someone say "I'm a heathen, someone convert me!" say hi, because it is so me using one of my aliases. I've said it before, but I'm so gonna burn in imaginary hell with imaginary Satan forever. Please excuse my typos, you all know how it gets when you're typing a long conversation with several people. You can excuse an equal number of my sparring partner's, but there's just no excuse for some of them. This would probably be more legal if I changed his name, but I'm just too lazy to do so. |
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