Well tonight the NASCAR boys are returning to the fateful site of Number 3's last race. Luckily the marketing buffoons at Pepsi are providing a fitting grand marshall for the occasion. She's bringing her dad, too...how sad/embarassing would it be to be Britney's Dad? "Yeah, that's our little sexpot. We're just so proud that she's not as slutty as that Aguiliera skank!"
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 7/7/2001 03:36:40 PM

Well now I know why Mookie was out for a couple of days......he sang the national anthem at a pig pickin in Charlotte! Dang, son, you shoulda let me know and I woulda stayed home to see it! And when you gonna hook me up with one of those PBR t-shirts??
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 7/5/2001 11:17:00 PM

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