OK, kiddies, I'm out till the 9th.....have a good Fourth (sleep with a veteran if you get a chance, it's the least you can do), if you see me in Charleston buy me a drink or 3, and just like it says up at the top, I love you all madly and miss you badly, you are the wind beneath my blog.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/29/2001 11:36:42 PM

The Surgeon General has called for heightened sexual awareness in this country. Hello? Where's my medal? I've been busting my ass since 1995 trying to raise sexual awareness! He wants a "mature and thoughtful discussion about sexuality" - I need someone to handle the mature part, I'll take care of the thoughtful part, cause Lord knows I think about it enough.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/29/2001 07:21:36 AM

I was using Alta Vista Image Search (like Mookie told me to) to look up Botticelli because I had an interesting conversation the other day with someone about The Birth of Venus. I guess it's my lucky day, cause there's apparently more than one Botticelli, and this one knows how to shake her money maker. Yeah, OK, I admit that I like the blonde better.....I haven't gotten up the nerve to call her yet tho.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/28/2001 08:22:17 AM

Is there nothing but bad news this week, or is it just me? Luckily I'm spending next week at the beach, I'm hoping that the sea air and sunshine will help me get back to being the loveable jackass that I was born to be. If I don't post a goodbye before Saturday, goodbye! I'll be back soon, keep your chins up, and don't blow off any fingers on the 4th.....if I can get connected, I may pop in and say hi from my luxurious villa on the Atlantic (hell no not the Jersey shore). Adios, amoebas!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/28/2001 07:52:59 AM

Mookie was very quick to dismiss the crossdressing boyfriend story yesterday. Finding this a bit odd, I ran the photos through the Pixxelization Algorhythmic Clarity Optimization Module on the Hard Times mainframe, and the reason for his actions suddenly became very clear. The scary part is the amazing amount of power he must have to be able to cover this up so quickly.....
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/27/2001 02:35:18 PM

Today's story of crossdressing and revenge comes courtesy of the lovely Miss Boostay. The web site showing the poor cheating loosah is right here. And, um, could all you ladies with pics of me in your underwear please return them?? You know who you are....love ya, mean it. Er, pics of me wearing your underwear I mean. The pics of me that you carry around in your undies can stay.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/26/2001 12:25:47 PM

As promised, here it is, the Hardmobile II, a 2000 Saturn LS2 (got it used, such a deal). It's dark green, which you can't really see in the pic. I've put about 500 miles on it, and have listed a few pros and cons below, the pros far outweigh the cons so far:

CONS
Cramped Interior - The inside feels kinda small, and the power seat controls are hard to get to cause the gap is so small between the door and the seat. The high trunk lid only adds to the claustrophobia. The leather seats are nice tho.
Cheesy Feeling - Although the car itself feels very solid and stable, most of the controls, etc. feel cheap and "plasticky", especially the door handles.
Noise - There's a good bit of wind noise, and a bit of rumble from the back end on the Interstate (mainly due to the big-ass trunk I think). Luckily the stereo makes the noise a non-issue.

PROS
Lotsa Hosspower - 183 to be exact, from the 24-valve V-6.....not as many as my old Taurus SHO had, but it's a lighter car, and the acceleration feels comparable. Adios, rice rockets.
HUGE Trunk - Bigger than most office cubicles, this is where I'll live if I ever get kicked outta my house.
Kick-ass Stereo - I didn't buy this car for the stereo, but it is definitely the best factory sound system I've ever heard. 8 speakers plus a subwoofer that uses the trunk to pump out awesome bass. The drum rolls in "You Dropped a Bomb On Me" feel and sound like thunder when it's cranked, with no distortion. I haven't had it all the way up yet, not sure if I ever will.

another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/25/2001 09:47:36 PM

Interesting article here on sexual fantasies.......too bad this couple don't talk more, looks like their fantasies kinda compliment each other. And ladies, pick up the slack, you're like 18 points behind....I'll be happy to help in any way I can.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/25/2001 08:51:36 PM

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