OK mark this day down, it's gonna change the entire face of online shenanigans - Yahoo has released a webcam-enabled version of Messenger. With one click you can be broadcasting your ugly mug or your keyboard or whatever out to the World Wild Web! It's so easy that the FAQ is less than a page. No more fumbling with icky IP addresses and perl scripts, get your computer illiterate self on cam in seconds! Looks like it's time for Hard Times TV to hit the bandwidth! Join our loveable dork as he drinks beer, scratches his ass, and begs women to chat with him! Hey, it's gotta be better than watching The Weakest Link.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/23/2001 11:18:37 AM

Go help Blogger win a Webby award.....vote here. They're behind right now, they need your vote!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/22/2001 09:52:20 PM

I got this in the mail today - the top 15 suggested names for Walmart store-brand wine are:

15. Box O'Grapes
14. Chateau Traileur Doublewide
13. White Trashfindel
12. Big Red Gulp
11. Grape Expectations
10. Domaine Walmart "Merde du Pays"
9. NASCARbernet
8. Chef Boyardeaux
7. Peanut Noir
6. Blue Light Special Nun
5. Chateau des Moines
4. Martha Stewart's Sour Grapes
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Wriesling

And the number one name for Walmart wine...

1. Nasti Spumante
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/22/2001 09:43:06 PM

July 31 is National Orgasm Day.....I'm currently taking appointments, ladies. Any overbookings will be handled by Mookie, so you'll be in good hands either way. And remember, thanks to time zones, July 31 can last like 48 hours or something like that, so we should be able to squeeze everyone in. All I need is your Yahoo ID and a recent picture of your fine behind, and your top 3 choices of the time you'd like to celebrate this joyous day. E-mail me now!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/22/2001 12:51:01 PM

Archie Bunker's passed away too. Who will be number three??
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/21/2001 10:31:10 PM

Rest in peace John Lee Hooker, one of the last true bluesmen.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/21/2001 08:01:37 PM

Happy First Day of Summer!!! Be sure to wear something scanty to celebrate, I am.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/21/2001 10:10:33 AM

Print out this handy guide to satisfying women........I couldn't have written it better myself! Go see Asian Bastard, he's hilarious!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/20/2001 07:50:31 PM

It's official.....Microsoft is powered by FreeBSD. The least they could do is put the little logo on all their web sites.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/18/2001 11:40:47 AM

Wow websites are dropping like flies out there. I had a couple of links that I hadn't had time to put up, but when I went to do it, they were gone anyway! Even the Icy Hot Stuntaz are on hiatus. I've been having trouble finding good stuff lately.....I'm not sure how much of it is related to the dot-com economy problems and how much of it is related to it being summertime and people having other things to do than web humor, like watchin racin.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/17/2001 11:22:01 PM

Got some self-esteem issues? Well throw your pic onto one of the growing number of rate me sites and see what the Internet rabble think of you!!! And ladies, don't forget to send your booty to my favorite one!!!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/17/2001 10:45:42 PM

Holy Smokes! (no pun intended) People pay $80 for videos of women farting? I've got a video camera and some beans if you've got the time, baby! We could be rich!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/17/2001 10:40:21 PM

I just hope he doesn't show up as a guest host on TRL.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/17/2001 10:21:46 PM

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