Sorry, Mookie, but Angelina's just getting started annoying people. Check this out if you don't believe me. Maybe you should avoid news stands for a few days. Hey, at least she's more interesting than Britney.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/15/2001 07:11:51 PM

Here's an interesting theory about the Kaycee Nicole cancer hoax woman. Sounds possible to me.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/14/2001 10:52:15 PM

Make your computer X10 popup ad free for 30 days!!!! What a cool idea!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/14/2001 10:47:33 PM

Y'all can stop worrying about Britney and Justin now, I know you were losing sleep.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/13/2001 10:13:58 PM

Ladies, you don't have to be ashamed of your curves.........show off that lush caderas proudly, it's what lets us know you're a female. The article's kinda bigoted tho....all white boys don't go for little narrow women, this one sure doesn't.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/13/2001 10:11:18 PM

Ever wonder what I'm really like? Well here's a numerology reading on the name "Hard Skillz".
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/13/2001 10:07:50 PM

Woohoo! Road Trip! Looks like a good opportunity to break in the new Hardmobile.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/12/2001 11:42:34 PM

Now that I have a second car payment again (first time since 1995), I may need a second job. My buddy Mookie told me he's supplementing his income by being the Freak Box cleaner at a local establishment. I used to have a Freak Box, it was a 1972 Pinto known as the Blue Flame.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/12/2001 11:11:09 PM

R.I.P.

It is a very sad day here at the times. The beloved Hardmobile, seen above, was pronounced dead and taken off of life support at noon today at the local Saturn dealership. Causes of death included massive internal bleeding and major electrical failure. A fixture in the Hard household since 1991, this brave vehicle carried the Hard family in comfort and safety for a grand total of 166,999 miles, with nary a complaint or breakdown. A replacement, the Hardmobile II, was brought in to fill what are definitely some big tire tracks, and pictures of the new kid will be posted here soon. Goodbye, old friend, there will never be another like you.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/12/2001 05:08:58 PM

The PETA people aren't gonna like this.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/10/2001 11:57:05 PM

The James Taylor concert was great.....it was definitely different than your average concert, everybody sat politely the whole time. And I was probably the youngest guy in my section, made me feel pretty good. Speaking of feeling young, those of you who believe you have to be young & skanky to be sexy should have seen JT's backup singers, Kate and Valerie. Holy smokes those women were hot! And for an added bonus, the band had "Blue Lou" Marini of SNL and Blues Brothers fame on the saxophone. James is a Carolina native, so he sucked up to the Charlotte crowd by singing "Carolina In My Mind" twice. So anyways, it was a great time, and you should go see him if he gets near you this summer.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/10/2001 11:43:03 PM

Danger danger! Wannabe Croc Hunter almost loses a toe. The funny part is who he's married to. This was just not a good weekend to go to the zoo.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 6/10/2001 11:20:32 PM

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