There are sure to be lots of these at my birthday gala. BLAARRRGG! The Engrish captions are ten times funnier than the actual photos.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/6/2001 11:07:15 PM

More proof that Pepsi sucks.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/6/2001 10:25:55 PM

If you're one of the slackers who hasn't gotten me a birthday present yet, these hard workin bloggers are out there finding the best stuff around for the discriminating gift buyer.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/6/2001 10:22:46 PM

Well, I fixed the page errors that everyone was getting (including me) by removing the date and time. Maybe because that part of the page was in VBScript and not JScript? Help me, oh great Mookie!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/6/2001 05:59:20 PM

Why is free speech only OK if you're a member of a vocal, annoying fringe group? First it was rebel flags, which most people could agree was a problem, but now this? Watch out people, it's not long till a Red Sox fan gets suspended from school for wearing a shirt that offends the Yankees fans, because God forbid someone's opinion offend even one nut job.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/5/2001 05:20:58 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the official not_jeff website. Apparently Jeffanese is becoming a trend!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/5/2001 09:08:16 AM

Shiny happy naked mathletes. Blech.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/3/2001 03:24:23 PM

Love hurts. So does Spring Break. Air rage too.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/3/2001 03:15:32 PM

Finally - a web site devoted to the greatest Saturday morning show of all time. I wish it had more info and pictures though. Not one picture of my favorite character, Chaka. Luckily I was able to do some digging and found that Chaka is alive and doing quite well as an entertainer these days. NOTE: If you never saw Land of the Lost back in the 70's, don't even try to get this joke. Not gonna happen.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/3/2001 08:05:44 AM

OK, the countdown to my birthday (April 23) marches on, and I know I've already made out my gift list, but if someone out there could find it in their heart to pay my way to this, it would be the best birthday ever! Even better than Hootie in 1999! I'd settle for tickets and beer money for my favorite music fest (David Byrne, Earth Wind & Fire, Nelly, and THE BAD BAR-KAYS!!! WOOHOO!!!) if you're feeling cheap. Thanks in advance!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/2/2001 05:50:54 PM

Recognize the charmer with his middle finger raised at the camera? Well according to The Daily Princetonian, it's none other than Best Actor Russell Crowe, who's making a movie on the Princeton Campus. Guess he's only fond of cameras when he's getting paid for it.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/2/2001 05:33:40 PM

The sky is falling! The sky is falling! Only 425,000 unfilled computer jobs this year! Heh.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/2/2001 05:22:40 PM

I'm hoping these people can get rid of this dang cold that's been hounding me all winter. Please note that they do pets too! I've got to study more.....I took this test and the results came back "psycho". I guess if I had the gift I would've known that in advance.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/2/2001 12:20:12 PM

Most of you have probably already heard about this international incident. Hard times has been able to get an exclusive recording of the President's initial call to the Chinese Embassy in Washington. Things sound pretty tense!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/2/2001 08:08:56 AM

If you missed the Sunday hacker attack on the times, you can see what they did here. And I know your IP address, and I will get you, Mr. T!!!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 4/2/2001 08:03:49 AM