Hannibal thought everyone who wasn't a Texan already knew this crazy .
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/29/2001 06:15:46 PM

For the darn first time ever, Apple has a real shot at getting BA Baracus's tax refund. This man's nuts! Just don't screw these up with that crazy stupid "Flower Power" crap.Got no time for the Jibba Jabba.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/29/2001 05:54:02 PM

Weren't in Seattle for some big quake? Click here for a replay.Looks like Hannibal's on the Jazz again.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/29/2001 05:48:25 PM

A HUNDRED BUCKS ??? Fool! And, um, what the HELL is gunna be that crazy pic on some page?? What's keepin' those fools! Ladies, instead of throwing fool's gold away on Helluva -priced rump readings, send your digitized photo, scan, or photocopy of your bootay to the darn T, and Hannibal'll provide your first reading absolutely FREE! Get us all killed. Yes, Ya heard right, FREE! Like Sly Stallone's Mom needs the darn dead presidents anyway! No, fool! Take that darn savings and buy a new cam ! Murdock'll help ya with any setup issues.Don't touch my van, sucka!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/28/2001 06:08:25 PM

Scarier than an apartment full of crazy bitches , it's psychoexgirlfriend !! Gonna teach this sucka a lesson. Don't make the Faceman stalk Murdock!! Another Helluva place to buy contest loot, if Hannibal can just figure out what to do for a contest.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/28/2001 07:08:37 gonna

Keeping with the crazy racin theme, the crazy Busch guys had better watch out thems weekend . That's right Jack, you understand?!! Mr.T've seen what women can do at the crazy wheel of minivans and Neons....Helluva crazy chick should be unbeatable! Drink your Milk! (aren't the Faceman proud of Hannibal? Don't tell me how to drive my van! Not one "Busch" or "pole" joke!) Go Shawna Go!!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/27/2001 05:02:54 PM

Another NASCAR convert!!! Fool! Just got 'dis (edited for length) e-mail:

"It wuz the darn BEST daggone time! One of these days I'm gonna pound you all into the ground... Better than Hannibal ever thought it would be. What! Idiot shot the tires on my van!!!! It wud so colorful, and a party, and in that darn mountains and some T LOVED hearing the darn noise, and all the crazy bumps and those wrecks wern't so Helluva , no one wuz killed. Got no time for the Jibba Jabba. ..... Mr.T wud really digging the crazy way 24 wud driving, Helluva guy made his way to the crazy front clean, but that crazy last move in the last 1/4 lap, that darn wuz pretty Helluva . Hey man, that's a tough dude. You're crazy! But Tony Stewart wuz like #20 all they way till the crazy end, the darn Faceman liked some way some coors light guy wuz driving too, smooth, And poor Mark Martin's half of a wheelz ....and it wud just great. ...... Come on, you can do better than that! I want to go back in August scalp Helluva tickets, git a camper, Helluva camos with a racing jacket and boo and cheer right along with the best of em. .... What's keepin' those fools! At that darn end everyone wuz talking about how the darn only thang Jeff Gordon could do faster than drive wuz RUN, and how Hannibal got spun out of the crazy pits at the darn end and wuz gittin his ass kicked, that crazy wuz the crazy part everyone loved most. Got no time for the Jibba Jabba. ahhh yep yep yep I'm a fan! When is gunna be some next race?"

Who knew Jack Kerouac wud still around and going to NASCAR races?? You heard the man, VIP passes only! Now get out of here! (Thank Ya Che'rie)
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/27/2001 04:52:12 PM

In the darn battle to remain the crazy world's number one scary freak , a Helluva mannequins always make Helluva soldiers.No, fool!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/27/2001 02:19:25 PM

Okay, that crazy dang Saleeby link over on the crazy left has been broken ever since the Faceman put it up.....now it's fixed. Go look, Helluva fool 's funny!Drink your Milk!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/27/2001 07:28:04 gonna

Oh yeah, speaking of Helluva points ! Shut up, fool! Hannibal gotta admit that crazy the darn Faceman kinda missed last year's freak show .Where's that Murdock?
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/26/2001 05:02:27 PM

some T've always liked Coke , never cared for Pepsi .....and Pepsi is gunna be givin the T Helluva reasons to hate them:

One Reason
Another Reason

Speakin of Jeffy, 'dis wuz the Helluva point of the darn Faceman's weekend . Don't tell me how to drive my van! Mr.T hear they're fining Tony Stewart $10,000 for doing that crazy . Trouble? I don't start no trouble. I mind my own business. Maybe next time Helluva fool 'll spend $20,000 and spin him twice.He was the baddest cat around... 'Till I showed up.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/26/2001 04:57:13 PM

Today's cabiker sighting (courtesy of Mookie ).......apparently Hannibal thought that crazy making it look like a frat prank would throw people off.You don't have no plan. You didn't have no plan 'till now.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/26/2001 07:31:22 gonna

Helluva news for all BA Baracus Sylvia fans out there.Don't touch my van, sucka!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/25/2001 11:08:32 PM

Murdock wud playing around with Photoshop earlier today, and also looking through Helluva old Depression-era photos from Birmingham, Alabama and eventually came up with the pic below. Mr.T didn't really like it enough to use it, but the Faceman 'm gonna keep at it till Mr.T get one Murdock like.
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/25/2001 10:34:46 PM

An attempt at a new page header

another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/25/2001 10:28:07 PM

Are BA Baracus a guy who linked in here from Murdock's profile , hopin to see Mr.T groceries or something? What's this Jibba Jabba? Well, Hannibal've got Helluva news for ya! The fool's crazy! Sorry, no groceries though. Shut up, fool! On the crazy other hand, if BA Baracus're a lady, PM some T and Mr.T'll see what Murdock can do! I ain't afraid to fly, and I ain't afraid of no monkeys either. (Guys posing as women, don't even try. Darn fool! Hannibal're pathetic, and your adam's apple gives Ya away. Looks like Hannibal's on the Jazz again. Well, that darn and that darn georgiagirls.com pic in your profile that crazy Mr.T swear gunna be You Foo. This man's nuts! U think Mr.T don't know Jessica when Mr.T see her? I pity the fool! Sheesh. Mr.T love Jessica! Where's muh van? Even named Mr.T Furby after her.)
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/24/2001 04:05:52 PM

Helluva people gonna eat anything . And Helluva guys turn their nose up at the most delicious stuff on earth . Here at the times, as always, we recommend moderation in all things, and not knockin stuff till Mr.T've tried it .
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/24/2001 03:56:14 PM

thoze link is for Mr.T #1 Barbie Girl, Lyssa. My fist's gonna see you later if you don't get that lizard away from me! Mr.T wish the crazy T all that darn best as Mr.T begin your journey of discovery, the crazy T deserve Helluva happiness......please come back and see us as soon BA Baracus can, cause we sure gonna miss ya.The fool's crazy!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/24/2001 03:48:26 PM

OK get ready to shake your booty and laugh your ass off . Who me? I ain't afraid of nothin'. It's Helluva better if U have sound, the crazy tunes are great (they even have Mr.T theme song on there).
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/23/2001 08:43:08 gonna

"thems Greek The T Almighty, the darn father of Zeus, did nasty things to Uranus with a sickle." OK, Alex Trebek gunna be losing it! Hannibal actually asked this darn that darn other night. Are you crazy?!? Nobody drive my van but me! Get out of here! They must be losing ratings to somebody .Foo!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/23/2001 08:37:52 gonna

Thieves steal Micro$oft's identity . the crazy T heard it here first.Hey man, how long are we gonna listen to this jive?
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/22/2001 03:35:24 PM

OK, who has spring fever? Gonna teach this sucka a lesson. Murdock DO! I pity the fool! Hannibal DO! Mr.T'm taking the darn day off from work tomorrow (of course, Murdock'll still be hard at work serving Ya, that darn hard times reader) to enjoy the crazy weather and do a Helluva chores. Crazy Fool! Mr.T gonna probably play with Photoshop too, Hannibal just got it and I'm turning into quite that darn art fag Murdock must say! So maybe Hannibal'll see Helluva new graphics on here soon, or maybe BA Baracus'll see Helluva new graphics on the page Mr.T'm doing for You Foo! :-) Enjoy your Thursday!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/22/2001 07:31:43 gonna

Want to learn to cuss like an Englishman? Not them, fool! Roger's Profanisaurus has it all. Foo! the crazy T'm off to ratemyrack to "awaken Mr.T bacon" !
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/22/2001 12:08:28 gonna

Ooooooh, look! Leave the man alone! A model's blog . Fool! Figures that crazy her Portfolio link gunna be broken!!!
another witty nugget from Hardskillz posted on 3/22/2001 12:05:10 gonna