I don't joke, I am a completely serious person. I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I don't swear. OH SHIT! I left my fags at the fucking pub!!!
Q- If I have five snowballs in one hand and four in the other, what do I have?
A- Cold hands!!!
Q- What's big, fat, grey and wrinkly?
A- An old fat mouse!!! (you were thinking it was an elephant, weren't you)
Q- What do Santa Claus and Gary Glitter have in common?
A- They both empty their sacks in kids' bedroom!!!
Q- Why does Gary Glitter have such a cheesy Knob?
A- Because kids will do anything for dairylee!!!
