Q- What's the best thing about having sex with 27 year olds?
A- There's 20 of them!!!
Q- Why did Champman cross the road?
A- He couldn't get his **** out of the chicken!!!
Q- How do you make a one-armed blonde fall out out of a tree?
A- Wave to her!!!
A man walked into a pub. Ouch!!!
Q- how do you know if a blonde has been on your computer?
A- There's a bit of cheese next to the mouse, and there's tippex on the screen!!!
Q- What do you call a prossy with her hand up her skirt?
A- Self employed!!!
Q- What do you call an Italian man with a rubber toe?
A- Roberto!!!
Q- How do you get a blonde to burn her ear?
A- Phone her while she's ironing!!!
Q- Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A- It was the chicken's day off!!!