I can think of one word to describe Hannah's ambition- LAZY. That, and strange. Her role-model is Victoria Beckham. Why? Because all Victoria Beckham does is sit around on her arse all day getting famous and making money- a lifestyle that appeals to Hannah. I'm sure that with no hard work and absoulutely no motivation, Hannah can follow her dream, and make it in the boring, pointless world of those who crave media attention.
Lucy would like to become known as a translator, and I feel it is my duty to wish her all the luck in the world. She'll need it. If you are offended, Lucy, then here's a little quiz for you- Name ONE famous translator-
............tick...........tock............tick.............tock......nope, time's up. You failed. Better luck with your 'career'.
(sorry about being mean, but it comes so naturally!!!)
Do you like terrorists? You'd better, because our very own Steve will be following Osama Bin Laden in the terrorist business. at first it will just be small things- Bike wheels, Cats, Westhay, etc. but after a while it will get bigger. Before you know it, such metropolises as Meare, Butleigh and even Stileway will be gone. Terrorised beyond recognition.
If you think you have seen Steven, or have any information regarding his whereabouts, it is urgent that you contact me. Police suspect he may be at large, plotting some elaborately violent killing spree. You are advised to seal off all doors and windows. It is for your own safety.
Have you ever wondered what the world would be like without comics? Sara has, and she doesn't like the look of it. Not one bit. Sara has therefore taken it upon herself to embark on a life changing orgy of low-budget animation. At first this may appear to be a good solution, but think about all of the well crafted, emotionally developed characters that have been skillfully created over the last few years. Can we let our friends like Arthur and Woody Woodpecker die?
I hope not.
Wallace was undecided as to her future. She would perhaps settle for being 'that nice girl on the telly', but then it hit me. Wallace DOES have a destiny. A lifestyle has been intricately planned out for her by God, surpassing all others in wealth, luxury, and fame. Wallace wil be a porn star.