A.K.A. Joanna Woodward, She is set to be a huge success in the magical world of music. Jo is very cheery, and is soon to release
'POO CHOO POO CHOO CHOO RORY!'
which has been predicted to go straight in at number 1.
Dan Page is likely to forge a career in drumming. He is, like Jo, very musical, and may well play various instruments for her (including the drums) on her forthcoming single.
Jack is a strangely ambitious chap, who's dream of finding a vaccine for aids AND the common cold may take him a while to accomplish, but with his love of science, the dream is not immpossible. You may look forwards to never sneezing and coughing again.
Jack would also like to win the Nobel Prize!!! (like my cousin. How about THAT then, Jack!!!)
Just for variation, y'know, something not too taxing.
It is apparently only Sara who wants to be an interior designer. She aspires to be like Linda Barker. She has the talent for the job, but i'm sure there can't be any more vacancies for z-list celebrities endorsing inferior quality products. Oh well.
You're probably thinking 'why Gavin? He won't be famous', but look at it this way- who else are all those happy circus goers going to point and laugh at? For Gavin it would ensure long-term financial security, as the full room and board setup would mean Gavin could save his hard-earned freak-cash for holidays, a pension, and treats for his kids (if gay adoption gets the go-ahead) It's win-win. Those stripy circus tents are gonna get a lot smaller, coz gav won't need the space!
Robin is another unlikely candidate for the showbiz lifestyle, but his ability to bore people to death could be exploited as a grueling torture method for the mafia. They would treat him well, and let him kill the ones that don't. I'm sure Rob is gonna fit in just fine.