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Why does a Sardar keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They're there for those who don't drink.
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Why do sardars have see-through lunch box lids?
So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work
or coming home.
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Why couldn't the sardar write the number "eleven"?
He didn't know which "one" came first...
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Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.
Jasmeet: "What are you searching for?"
Santa:
"Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think that there are
hidden
cameras here?"
Santa: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing.
Why
every few minutes he keeps saying 'You are watching the Star World
channel'
How does he know that?"
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You can be sure it is a sardarji when somebody:
Sends a fax with a stamp on it.
Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead, boards another bus in
extreme
hurry and upon seeing it is a 23C cut (\) service, promptly gets down
thinking
that the bus route is cancelled.
Takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", he
turned
around and went home.
Got locked in Furniture Shop and slept on the floor.
At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he put
Sagittarius.
Takes 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Studies for a blood test and fails.
Spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said
"concentrate".
Puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.
Gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
Was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
Tries to drown a fish.
If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.
Thinks socialism means partying over a cordless phone.
Invents a solar powered flashlight.
Sells the car for gas money.
Hears 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves.
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