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A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying
overhead.
Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over him...
The sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly.
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A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and
says "
Hello, how did you know I was here?"
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How many sardars does it take to pull off a kidnapping?
Six. One to kidnap the victim and five to write the ransom note.
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Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world?
Because even under torture they can't remember what they have been
assigned to.
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Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his checks
so no one else could use them if he lost his checkbook?
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Did you hear about the sardar who asked his friends to give him all their burnt out light bulbs?
He just bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom.
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Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day.
His friend Santa Singh asked him, "Why are you wearing two jackets?"
Banta Singh said "Because The directions on the can said to put on two
coats."
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A sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle
of a
highway.
On his first day he painted six miles;
the next day three
miles;
the
following day less than a mile.
Then the foreman asked the sardar why he kept painting less each day, he replied "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from
the paint can."
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Surd was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat
this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When Surd returned, he shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
instructions?"
Surd nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd
day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping."
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We're almost there," said the Santa Singh to Banta Singh.
"See those two
houses
over there... mine's the one in the middle!"
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