| More PG-13 Brandeis Quotes: The Rosenthal Saga - Part 1 |
| Sophomore year.� A little older, a little wiser, and also a little...weirder.� Living in a suite brings you a LOT closer to the seven other people you live with.� There can be some PRETTY bizarre, out-of-context things that must've been said either under the stress of academia, or the wee hours of morning.� :-) |
| Winter '99 Lex (from California): What is antifreeze?� Is it to make yourself warmer? Jen's revelation: I was blinded by the horror of a zero. Deb (during a sick day): I look like ass and I sound like ass.� If a butt spoke, this is what it'd sound like. Han's awesome epiphany: Wait!� Wait!� Wait!� YOU'RE f--ked up, TOO!! Typical Brandeis Saturday night Lex: What guy doesn't want to be flashed?!� He's a weirdo! Screw '99 post party Han: I like the floor.� The floor is my friend.� You can't fall off of the floor. Conversation between Lex, Deb, and Robyn "Knowing is half the battle." "What is the other half?" "Sex." "But you're a virgin!" "That's why you're only winning half the battle." Rent-A-Gent '99 Jen:� Let me work the corner and I'll get back to you guys. 8/19/99 Deb (to Lex): Awwwww...that's the nicest thing you've almost implied!! 9/3/00 Natalie: 609 used to be my area code. It was a nice area code. 9/3/99 Random dude in Harvard Square: Are you all girls? Robyn, Deb, Lex, Liz, Daniella, Natalie, Katrin: NO!! 9/3/99 Same dude from above: We'll get tons of beer and go back to my place! Robyn: Dude!� You can't just invite chicks to your house! 9/3/00 Same dude from above: Stop! You're under arrest for being younger! 9/15/99 Deb (counting the huge group of boys that stormed into our suite): I'm taking a survey. 9/16/99 Leah (to Robyn who was hugging a pillow): Don't lick it, I bought it at a garage sale. 9/17/99 Deb (trying to cook): Do you want your eggs with or without shells? Han's attempt at cooking microwave pizza: Oh my God!� They have instructions for stupid people like me!� Fold here! 9/19/99 Jen (to Lex who was painting with white paint):� Lex, are you painting with yogurt? 10/6/99 Deb: Lex, I don't understand Hebrew. It's in another language! 10/15/99 Katrin: I speak English, Jibberish, and Katrin. 2:40AM Peddy (Deb's computer parrot pet): Isn't it past your bedtime, Debbie? Deb: Shut up, a--hole! 11/23/99 Katrin: When are you going to be not here? 12/5/99 (2:45AM) Han: I will try not to flip out anymore. 12/6/99 Deb: If I were a lab rat in a maze, I'd commit suicide because I'd be so confused. 12/8/99 Katrin: On TV today they said that California is the fittest city in the United States. 12/14/99 Eric N.: So did you know that like in the library there are books? Continue to Second Semester:� The Rosenthal Saga: Part 2 Back to our homepage: The Beginning |