| Select PG-13 Brandeis Quotes: The Rosenthal Saga - Part 2 |
| Welcome to yet another semester of stress and agony.� You'd think we'd be smart enough to get out of science while we're still relatively sane, instead of forge on through another semester of orgo-bio with the hope that history doesn't repeat itself. Does it scare you that this is the future of America?� :-) |
| 3/10/00 (Friday night) Han: Tonight is a boring night.� I think I will declare my major. Deb: Alright, I guess I have a major...I'm a major loser! 3/16/00 Deb: I've been working like crazy!� It takes a lot of work to fail all my classes! 3/17/00 Han (commenting on baby food she randomly bought): It tastes like paste! 3/27/00 Han: Can I borrow your iron? Deb: Sure, can you reach it? Han: Nope. Deb: Well, what are you good for? Han: I can limbo! 4/8/00 (Deb's birthday dinner at Bertucci's, a fairly nice Italian restaurant) Han: To infinity and beyond!� Owwwwww!! Robyn: Did Han just elbow herself in the boob?� Ash, move your hair.� I can't see! Han: You can't elbow yourself in the boob.� It's physically impossible.� Look!! Post-Pachanga dance Deb: He tasted like pork.� He's not kosher! 5/2/00 Katrin: I was going to pee, but then I decided to do the Can-Can. 5/5/00 Han: I'd date him, except that I'm married to him. 5/5/00 Han: I gave the boy a complex. 5/6/00 Deb: B--ch, fry like my cheese!! 5/6/00 Han: I would like to wear pants. 5/7/00 Kevin: She sells seashells by the sea f--ck. 5/14/00 Han: Lex, I have decided to give up my skanky ways. 5/16/00 Billie: It's like fighting a battle of wits with an unarmed man! March onward to: The Ziv Chronicles- Part I Back to our homepage: The Beginning |