Ok, I don't feel like updating all this crap because, let's face it, only whores and child molesters would do that. And since I'm only one of those and not both then I will just simply say that this page was created in the Spring of 2000 when it actually made sense. Now I live in a boring as damn apartment with a Brownlaw and have nothing better to do but homework. Jesus that's sad.
Suite 2A
Ahhh Suite 2A, I've called it home for almost two semesters now and it never seems to get old. Everyone here gets along great, except, of course, the guys who live across from me...but we don't really communicate with each other anyway. They are in their own little World, of which I don't want to know about or have any part of. I do have their websites on my links page if you are interested. Another reason why Suite 2A is the most interesting wing in Shorts Hall.
Suite 2A boasts:
(Some may be repeated)
A juggler/unicyclist
A magician--The Great Kloskini
An exhibitionist
A communist
A gay
A bisexual
2 trumpet players
A leprechaun
A gun expert and future assassin
A long-haired starving hippie
2 crazy yankees from Philly
And 2 guys with mohawks
Well here's my Roommate, Pete. I've lived with the guy for a year now and I still don't know whats' wrong with him. I think the one on the right is of him dancing but you never can tell, he may just be laughing because he has gum on his leg. Pete's hobbies are skunk hunting and not wearing any clothes. I have some nude pictures of the guy too, because let's face it, if he's naked all the time you're bound to get him in a picture eventually. But he wouldn't let me post it. Sorry ladies, but more importantly, sorry Kevin.
Here's another random topless picture. This is Lance, he doesn't live in our suite but you should see the size of his nipples.
Here's Scotty, sporting the ever fashionable, "Half Mullet." We threatened to make him keep it but as you can see from the picture on the right, we're not complete assholes. We're not sure what was wrong with Scott when he decided to do this, he was probably just hopped up on the same bag of bad crank that Davey and I were on when we decided we needed mohawks.
This is Chris, he looks like a failry pleasant fellow in this picture, but don't let that fool you. Chris is a dirty Yankee Capitalist and, this should say a lot for those of you who know me, Kevin thinks Chris is a lot meaner than I am.
Ahh, The Shed. The trashheap for the suite, and especially Will. He even kept his silk underwear out there for a while. As you can see, The Shed comes with it's very own street bum with a deck of cards, ready to haggle passersby.
Sorry kids, but ALF is dead. We had to string him up after he was caught stealing furnature from C Suite up on the 4th floor and putting fish in Kevin Kiley's pillow. We could've just had him IDOCed but this seemed much more entertaining at the time.
Speaking of being mean to Kevin...this is his door after I found a roll of toilet paper that had somehow found its way into the suite. I made good use of it wouldn't you say?
More Pictures to Come!
nah, not really.